Hamers wrote: Ya why??. But I play on android and its same app but its called battlezone.

Quiet wrote: So uhh yeah hi all my name is quiet and I am a mean old man so hey figured this would be a good match. requesting addmission to the MOM squad. A few things about me I am about to be a new dad with baby number 2 locked and loaded. Due in about a week so ill probably be scarce for a bit. I have never used forums b4 and probably won't make a huge habbit of it. But I was told that I was wanted here so ill be more than happy to fly the MOM flag while shooting down some red dots. I am a casual player and will probably remain as such. If that is ok with the high ruler of MOM I am down to be a member. See yall in the skies.

SheiBe Kopf wrote:

Welcome to The Official M.O.M Thread.

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To join the actual squadron, go here:
www.dogfightplay.com/management/squadmgnt/
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To give yourself a Squad-Tag (so we may properly identify ourselves in game), go here .

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M.O.M. Board of Admissions

Big Tex
bopes
B Strachan
Dentinhead
dogss
Farcanal/farkinell
Jimmy the Lip
SheiBe Kopf/ScheiBe Kopf
. Wigbomb

Current Members
Quality not Quantity

SheiBe Kopf/ScheiBe Kopf
B Strachan
Dentinhead
.Wigbomb
dogss
bopes
Farcanal/farkinell
btschuman/[M.O.M]beatea
Seattle
Big Tex
HatinRing
Paul Mantz, Jr./Paul[MOM]tz,Jr
ktheo
SB467
iQQi
Mavrk12/mavrk
oedius
Gary-the-Pink
hansone
whitenow
Gaavster
Dannydrooler
Player To Be Named Later
FatBob
ZanderHawke
EddieRickenbaker
felabad
LD Dutchkiller
new jersey devil/mean ole devil
Galahad
Nazis
Sparky8977
Trigger
Fredneck
Doghouse666/doghouse
Chanoc
*Cloudbuster*
BLAKHAWK
Junkhole61
salento/B-9101
Snoopy II
polishbob
Capt. Montebon
Player To Be Named Later
MBello
Duckwing1
Shatners Bassoon
Netredding
Legendofkane
Marko99
Quiet



These are the current confirmed members. If you are a member and wish to be listed, please respond accordingly in this thread.
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Official Rules and Owner’s Manual for your 2012 MOM LX5000

The following rules are to be adhered to on pain of death or something really serious:

Rule 1 – There are no rules in M.O.M.

Rule 2 – There is no lying in M.O.M.

Rule 3 – Rule 2 is a lie.

Rule 4 – No member of M.O.M. will engage in team killing (shooting at members of his own team) spawn killing (shooting at the comic book character Spawn) or spawn raping (we don’t recommend raping anyone but if you must, we recommend you try to rape Spawn. Give us a heads up first so we can come watch.) We regard these practices as craven, dishonorable, weak, gutless, moronic and none of us engages in any of them more than once or twice per mission.

Rule 5 – Language: we encourage the use of language in M.O.M. Hand gestures don’t work so hot online.

Rule 7 – Math was our favorite subject to skip in school so we could go out back and have us a smoke of...we mean, do some independent horticultural research. Education is a wonderful thing. But really, the computer site gizmo keeps track of your kills so who needs it?

Rule 8 – Any member who doesn’t show up on time for his shift will be docked a half day’s pay.

Rule 9 – All members of M.O.M. must be courteous and polite to fellow players. Say “Thank you so much” after shooting someone down. If it happens to be a player you despise, say, “Thank you so much you miserable mother f*cking son of a b*tch.” Then strafe him in his chute.

Rule 10 – All members will adhere to the M.O.M. Principles of Flight, as follows:
Fly at least a little above the ground.
Shoot the red guys.
Bomb stuff.
Have some cake.

Age and Other Requirements for Membership in M.O.M.:

Pilots applying for squadron membership must be between the ages of 21 and 174. Unless you’re really, really good. Then you can be 3 and we wouldn’t give a rat’s ascot.
For the most part M.O.M. pilots are in their 30’s, 40’s, 50’s, 60’s, 70’s after which point we forget how to count that high or what we just had for lunch. It looked like it used to be peas.

Anyone of any age may apply to join M.O.M. A select few underage pilots will be admitted as “Prodigy” members and treated like dirt. You can get even by treating your own kids like dirt when you’re as old as most members of M.O.M.

Applications will be subject to review by the M.O.M. Board of Admissions, consisting of: Big Tex, bopes, Farkinell, dogss, B Strachan, Dentinhead, SheiBe Kopf. Wigbomb and an albino raccoon called Jimmy the Lip. In case of a 4-4 tie the applicant him/herself will have the tie breaking vote.


Applications should be submitted in the form of a hand written email on standard 8.5x11 paper with decorations in either poster paint, colored pencil, crayon or the blood of a virgin. Some form of death and/or ice hockey must be incorporated into the imagery. A forum post containing the words, “Hey you old clowns, can I join?” will also be acceptable.

Bribery is encouraged and will almost certainly get you in. Cash is preferred but hookers, crack, liquor, DVD’s or virgins (with blood still intact) will be considered. Strachan likes a nice redhead and SheiBe prefers a vintage Chardonnay. The rest of us aren’t that particular.

If you believe in the notion that a game can be played with mutual respect in the spirit of friendly competition and a healthy hatred of Lady GaGa, write and tell us. Above all M.O.M. is dedicated to the having of fun. Even if it means killing you. There isn’t much we wouldn’t do for a laugh, and seeing you die is fairly high on the list. Become one of us or risk utter and complete annihilation at the hands and feet of M.O.M. Or, y’know, just, um, like…don’t. That’d be cool, too.

Quiet wrote: So uhh yeah hi all my name is quiet and I am a mean old man so hey figured this would be a good match. requesting addmission to the MOM squad. A few things about me I am about to be a new dad with baby number 2 locked and loaded. Due in about a week so ill probably be scarce for a bit. I have never used forums b4 and probably won't make a huge habbit of it. But I was told that I was wanted here so ill be more than happy to fly the MOM flag while shooting down some red dots. I am a casual player and will probably remain as such. If that is ok with the high ruler of MOM I am down to be a member. See yall in the skies.

Nazis wrote: There are some low levels in our squad?

Greetings, Nazis

new jersey devil wrote: Hey , SheiBe and Wig just seen That Cactuses is on the roster of the111th. I didn't know this at the time we were talking to him about.joining... I don't want to be stealing anybody from another squad especially from my old squad they have been supportive of me. I am sorry for this mix up . I take full responsibility for this. Just trying to get us some talent. He wasn't flying any banner and he did he say he was with another squad.....respectfully....Mean Old Devil

SheiBe Kopf wrote:

Nazis wrote: There are some low levels in our squad?

Greetings, Nazis

Maybe one of our translators should find out exactly what Nazis talking about? We may be missing something in translation here..?? Just to clarify what he is asking.. No habla espanol..

bopes wrote: I say wait til Nazis clarifies his (no doubt unintentionally ) sphinx-like utterance before rearranging the deck chairs on the MOM-tanic.

new jersey devil wrote: Sheibe, you can put me at the bottom of the list.I don't.care.I.have.no.Ego...just.want to be apart of this great squad that' s Mean old Men (MOM). You can lock me up in the basement...place in an.old age home but ill kick your ass and fight to.the.death to keep my mom banner and protect my team mates..that's what I'm about....Mean Old Devil.

SheiBe Kopf wrote:

new jersey devil wrote: Sheibe, you can put me at the bottom of the list.I don't.care.I.have.no.Ego...just.want to be apart of this great squad that' s Mean old Men (MOM). You can lock me up in the basement...place in an.old age home but ill kick your ass and fight to.the.death to keep my mom banner and protect my team mates..that's what I'm about....Mean Old Devil.

If you need a cell mate, count me in.. Uhhh... separate cots though!!!