mayday wrote: Neb I kinda let it slip out that you may own a spacecraft and grandmas and aunt mildreds eyes lite up. Both of them quickly offered up the panties for a ride in your spacecraft. Then a fight broke out on which one would sit on the joystick and which one would sit on the other end. After a heated argument they decided to take turns. It will be ok just ask KK. Once they pop them choppers out they will rock your world. 
Yikes MayDay!! You might have just jeopardized the fate of the
planet!! Do you know what will happen if I go showing those fine young ladies the
stars?? for one, they’ll never want to come back to
Earth and two, word will spread around the galaxy about the power contained in those
panties and every alien in the quadrant will be here by dawn!! The next invader force is just itching for a good reason to come down and pillage already!!….Ya might consider distracting them for a bit till I can get the parts in for the cloaking device….
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