He guys, i really want to join M.O.M squad. Is that possible?

Hi. Read page 1. M.O.M SQUAD THREAD.
Memorize Rule 6. Backwards.
Put on your writing fingers. Apply. Post there, so everyone gets to know you. We (every DF pilot) are all incredible pilots, so personality counts to me.
Then, read page 2...3...4...etc. THERE'S A TEST!

DON'T FORGET BRIBES TO "LOUIE THE LIP".

(please change title so as not to confuse others)

WELCOME!

You needto do two things ..first good idea to get friendly and known with the mom pilots ,second go to mom forum and email your submission to join . The squadron will vote yes or no . Hope that helps - requards , air commodore snowbumm1

Send me shortbread and whisky and I will vote ye in lad

Oh and cash....always the right color and it always fits....in our pockets

Don't forget the cake, whiskey, cigars and colouring pencils for Paul and more cash (folding kind only)

Why would you,want to join a squad led by a Guy that walks around Harlem in a bathrobe with a womans wig on demanding people genuflect before him. And that's when he's sober

Is that why some many people's names start with wig?

Dixieconfederate wrote: Is that why some many people's names start with wig?

Exactly he's fed them happy pills and they think he's the best thing since sliced bread. He is also an,old time gypsy crafted in the ways of voo doo hypnotism and arts and crafts. Guys a psycho at best enough said. I knew him when he was sitting outside the carnivals giving palm readings. Then he,went to Haiti the rest is history

Omg that's intense. Im scared

dogss wrote:
... He is also an,old time gypsy crafted in the ways of voo doo hypnotism and arts and crafts. Guys a psycho at best enough said. I knew him when he was sitting outside the carnivals giving palm readings. Then he,went to Haiti the rest is history

LMFAO !!

Ah Dogss, it's good to have you back. Or should I call you Dogss Rickles? The insult comic Dogss?

bopes wrote:

dogss wrote:
... He is also an,old time gypsy crafted in the ways of voo doo hypnotism and arts and crafts. Guys a psycho at best enough said. I knew him when he was sitting outside the carnivals giving palm readings. Then he,went to Haiti the rest is history

LMFAO !!

Ah Dogss, it's good to have you back. Or should I call you Dogss Rickles? The insult comic Dogss?

I'm here all week or month or could be years until that star chamber gets updated. You hearing me kopf wig. I can go all day n night

Dixieconfederate wrote: Omg that's intense. Im scared

You want scary go to one of this guys dinner parties or tea times. Picture one of those old paintings with Ben Franklin and Andrew Jackson with the awful wigs. Now imagine that but throw in the clown from Stephen kings IT. Now imagine that clown with the sharp teeth and red lipstick showing you how to make a paper giraffe. While screaming at you verses from catcher in the rye.

Dixieconfederate wrote: Omg that's intense. Im scared

You should be.
He's really very affectionate.

I don't wanna watch I'm too scared.
Dogs are u trying to get back on the sc

Dixieconfederate wrote: I don't wanna watch I'm too scared.
Dogs are u trying to get back on the sc

Back on?? I BUILT THE &#$@#$ THING!!!!!!

Hey bud get in game. I'm probably the weakest guy here but look foward to you now

KA5EY wrote: Hey bud get in game. I'm probably the weakest guy here but look foward to you now

You dare challenge me. I weep for you. I'm going in game now. Boy did you bark up the wrong tree. There was a Rabid pitbull sitting in it.

How u build it?

Dixieconfederate wrote: How u build it?

Blood sweat tears and some crazy glue.

No seriously i want to know

dogss wrote:

KA5EY wrote: Hey bud get in game. I'm probably the weakest guy here but look foward to you now

You dare challenge me. I weep for you. I'm going in game now. Boy did you bark up the wrong tree. There was a Rabid pitbull sitting in it.

The secret to beating your DOGSS is tell him his woman wants him. He's whipped.