A lot of you must be wondering, why do trees keep appearing and disappearing? Well, a skilled team of researchers from the Bat Plane Research Fund have been looking into the problem, and think they may have found the cause. See, trees love love apple cider, and they associate it with the sound of a dog whittle. And when they hear a dog whistle, they will be so excited, that they cartoonishly jump into the air, then speed to the source of the whistle as near impossible speeds, leaving behind a cloud of dust. But who has a dog whistle? Why do they associate the dog whistle sound with apple cider? Why do they love apple cider if it is made of the very fruit produced by some trees? Do they know that? Is someone purposefully making them disappear at inconvenient times? If so, why? I plan to launch a full scaled investigation, sending out my best detectives, to figure this out. You also might wonder how I am in command of detectives, let alone a research team...
Well...
We don't talk about that...
...
So don't ask.
Or else.
Shh.


-Yonder Tiger, totally not Bat Plane Man, not very suspicious reporter, research leader, detective commander, and pilot.