A thread dedicated to the study of the elusive bat planes in their natural habitat. From now on, all my bat posts will be here.

Here we can see a bat plane, wounded, and only a stone's throw away from falling to a drowning demise. It has had a close encounter with a bomber, one of its predators. Bombers have been known to bomb bat nests, as well as the desceptive boats. We have sent our veterinarians to retrieve this bat plane, and hopefully nurse it back to health.

Recently our scientists have discovered a new species of bat plane. They are more lean, and albino. We believe that these new bat planes have come from the snowy mountain peaks where they would blend in. But the question is, why? We have decided to call this species of bat plane "Snow Bat Plane". We are excited to see how they interact with the native bat planes. We also hope to figure out why they have started to migrate from the mountains down to the grassy plains and lakes which house the bat plane. From what we have seen, snow bat planes are disorientated by their new environment, and have been seen in some very strange places. They are more... derpy. Expect photos (taken by our local bat plane watchers) of these snow bat planes and their attempts to figure out the new world of which they have entered.

Our scientists have discovered a new danger! Two scientists were studying a boat when disaster struck. Lured by a slice of pizza, scientist Jimmy Wallaby walked right into the mighty jaws of the boat. Luckily, the other scientist, Jordan Macabilistiniasta didn't get killed too. He made it back to base and warned as about the growing intelligence of the boats. We then killed him so we wouldn't have to write and say his last name any more. RIP Jimmy Wallaby and Jordan Whats-His-Face.

Bat Plane Geographic is sponsored by: Dumb Weapons.Com, supplying dumb people with dumb weapons for dumb fights.

We followed a bat plane back to it's cave, and made an exciting discovery!

It has an old tv, and a book case with a few books that it never gets around to reading, as well as a crate of ammo. At the other end of the cave are the leftovers from it's last meal. It appears to have a diet of other planes, and tanks. The leftovers were probably left for the bat plane's 20 year old adopted son, who spends all day playing WOW. Oh crap! The bat plane is back! This is Roger to base, I need backup, I repeat, I need b-
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Well, it seems we lost communication with the on-the-scene scientist Roger, but that is nothing to worry about. Hey editor, please edit out the part where he dies. What do you mean we- darnit, I forgot we were broadcasting live! Well, crap.

Crikey! It appears the snow bat plane is hostile towards humans! This photo is taken from a video that a local took on their Dumb Phone (buy it now), of the local jerk being murdered by the bat plane. The snow bat plane was regarded as a hero, as it flew away, confused and startled by the sudden crowd oh humans. Later investigation revealed that the victim's body had no blood left in it.

After hearing various reports of snow bat planes appearing out of nowhere, killing a person or animal in broad daylight, and dissapearing just as quickly as it had appeared, we decided to further investigate. Soon, we found this photo, instigrammed by somebody who tried riding a wild bat plane, as he fell to his doom. It seems that it blends into the clouds, and coordinates its attacks based on wind speed and direction, so it will have a cloud nearby once its done killing.

A teenager found a sleeping bat plane on his private yacht, and though it would be funny to pour oil on it, and light it on fire. This picture (found on his Twitter account) shows him watching and laughing as the bat plane tries to fly away. While fire can't kill a bat plane on its own (due to its thick outer coat), it usually startles the bat plane into blind panic, leading to it crashing. This bat plane fell into the water and drowned. We can't afford a good enough lawyer to beat him in court, but we think the other nearby bat planes may want revenge.

Testing...

We have recent reports of a mysterious hero, who goes by title "Bat Plane Man". He has been seen riding a living bat plane.

Here we see Bat Plane man, pushing over a spawnkilling tank. He isn't the hero we need, or want. He is the hero we have. And we are pretty sure he is insane.

Here we see a bat plane, chomping onto the tail of a wild noob as it tries to fly away. The noob was asleep mere moments ago, but its hard to sleep while being eaten alive.

Here we see the albino bat plane doing yet another crazy thing! It is flying with a zepellin! Has it not noticed that the zepellin is going around destroying nests? How is it not dead? Why is it not attacking? Maybe the zepellin thinks the snow bat plane us a mini zep, and vice versa. Why is this starting to sound like a creative comment on racism between humans? We have even seen the snow bat plane sleep on top of the zep!

Yonder Tiger wrote:

Here we see the albino bat plane doing yet another crazy thing! It is flying with a zepellin! Has it not noticed that the zepellin is going around destroying nests? How is it not dead? Why is it not attacking? Maybe the zepellin thinks the snow bat plane us a mini zep, and vice versa. Why is this starting to sound like a creative comment on racism between humans? We have even seen the snow bat plane sleep on top of the zep!

Breaking news!!! We found a new species of bat planes, the vampire bat plane its white with a lot of blood of it! If you see this plane be careful cause it can kill you at any mome........

Yes. Or do one of these things to scare it away: jump up and down, making yourself look big, and yell tongue twisters; throw your drunk uncle at it (it will drink his alchoholic blood, and get drunk. Then you get to see the giant bloodsucking equivelent of a drunk moth); smack it with a huge fly swatter; lead it to a hospital emergency room, and let it drink blood with deadly disease. Then wait; run around like a chicken with its head cut off and panic; or give it a facebook account, and run as it becomes quickly addicted, waiting constantly for replies to its posts.

Here we see a bat plane hiding on a rooftop. This bat plane is one of 4 bat planes we exposed to 90's cartoons. We believe it has been misled by the cartoons into thinking that such a small chimney could hide it. Nonetheless, it took our trackers 5 days to find it there (with help from a gps tracking a card implanted in the bat plane).

The anatomy of a bat plane according to our current scientific estimates.

Here we see an albino bat plane, confused, flying with some wild Bombgoose Planes as they migrate south for the winter.

Here is a closer look at a bombgoose plane.

In the heat, bat planes can't pant or sweat, so they smoke. But don't go getting any ideas, kids!

Yonder Tiger wrote:

In the heat, bat planes can't pant or sweat, so they smoke. But don't go getting any ideas, kids!

Keep those vampire-bat planes outta the sun, it's not good for their health.

nice pics man

Thanks.