Been feeling a just a little claustrophobic in Dogfight?
Like the sky is a little closer today?
Like the side walls are a bit nearer?

You're not imagining it, it's happening.
Every day they are move in a couple of centimeters.
You're slowly being squeezed out of DF (into DF Elite.)
Eventually all that will be left will be the corridor of death for the diehard straight up the middle suicide squad.

"Luke! At that speed do you think we'll be able to pull out in time?"

"Wedge, pull out! You're not doing any good back there."

"You're all clear kid, now let's blow this thing and go home."

"Myself, the boy, two droids and no questions asked."

"Look at the size of that thing!"

"Size matters not. Judge me by my size do you?"


The lag is strong with this one.

Dog Fight the phantom lag

Dog Fight The Lag wars

Dog Fight Revenge of the Servers

Dog Fight Elite A New Hope

Dog Fight Elite the Lag strikes Back

Dog Fight Elite the return Of Zuperman

Dog Fight Elite The squads Awaken

[NLR] McFate wrote:

"Luke! At that speed do you think we'll be able to pull out in time?"

"Wedge, pull out! You're not doing any good back there."

"You're all clear kid, now let's blow this thing and go home."

"Myself, the boy, two droids and no questions asked."

"Look at the size of that thing!"

"Size matters not. Judge me by my size do you?"


The lag is strong with this one.

lol I think I played that star wars game years ago

Sharp Shooter wrote:

[NLR] McFate wrote:

"Luke! At that speed do you think we'll be able to pull out in time?"

"Wedge, pull out! You're not doing any good back there."

"You're all clear kid, now let's blow this thing and go home."

"Myself, the boy, two droids and no questions asked."

"Look at the size of that thing!"

"Size matters not. Judge me by my size do you?"


The lag is strong with this one.

lol I think I played that star wars game years ago

Oh? What game is that? Lol.

There are lots of web posts now about Star Wars double entendres. I was in grade school when the first movie came out. I think that every gift I received that year was related, including the audio story on vinyl LP. I remember listening to the dogfight scene while my teenage brother and his friends were in the room. Why were they laughing so hard?

[NLR] McFate wrote:

Sharp Shooter wrote:

[NLR] McFate wrote:

"Luke! At that speed do you think we'll be able to pull out in time?"

"Wedge, pull out! You're not doing any good back there."

"You're all clear kid, now let's blow this thing and go home."

"Myself, the boy, two droids and no questions asked."

"Look at the size of that thing!"

"Size matters not. Judge me by my size do you?"


The lag is strong with this one.

lol I think I played that star wars game years ago

Oh? What game is that? Lol.

There are lots of web posts now about Star Wars double entendres. I was in grade school when the first movie came out. I think that every gift I received that year was related, including the audio story on vinyl LP. I remember listening to the dogfight scene while my teenage brother and his friends were in the room. Why were the laughing so hard?

Likewise, Sir McFate! I had the all Star Wars Christmas and birthday. The vinyl was incredible and listened to it daily. I was oldest, so I lucked out that no older sibling was giggling.

A screen shot from Elite.
Notice how it seems wider than Dogfight?.....
Dogfight was like that once.
You don't remember?....

You're like the happy little frog in the pot of water, slowly being brought to the boil, never notices the change.

Jump to Elite before its toooo late.

Notice how the chow halls have been stripped out of the dogfight hangers?

Try stepping into an Elite hanger

PC, tablet and phone guys all happily chilling out together,