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People's Democratic Republic of M.O.M New Weapons 9 years 1 month ago #341168

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The PDR of M.O.M has delighted in the gnashing of teeth as you inferior types come to grips with Elite. Zuperman has released new airplanes for us to use. Yet, PDR of M.O.M scientists have discovered that there speeds and handling are similar to the previously released airplanes. While you fools fly around in your silly aircraft figuring out your silly bullet drop (PDR of M.O.M scientists planned for this years ago), the PDR of M.O.M is proud to release our newest weapons!!

Our first generation flying tank. Many of you witnessed the deployment of this weapon in DF1. We now admit to its use!!



Make way for the second generation!!! Prepare to be crushed!!!




In the unlikely event that we are shot down, our pilots will use the secret volley gun!!



The PDR of M.O.M will now accept the unconditional surrender of any pilot desiring to be spared.




RIP CRAZYWOLF
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People's Democratic Republic of M.O.M New Weapons 9 years 1 month ago #341170

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well here at the black hornets we have a new tank we are testing for zup
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People's Democratic Republic of M.O.M New Weapons 9 years 1 month ago #341205

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It's crap. It doesn't fly. :P

Dognamitt wrote: well here at the black hornets we have a new tank we are testing for zup





RIP CRAZYWOLF
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People's Democratic Republic of M.O.M New Weapons 9 years 1 month ago #341206

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thats what you think

TXLAWMAN wrote: It's crap. It doesn't fly. :P

Dognamitt wrote: well here at the black hornets we have a new tank we are testing for zup

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People's Democratic Republic of M.O.M New Weapons 9 years 1 month ago #341561

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When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro
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People's Democratic Republic of M.O.M New Weapons 9 years 1 month ago #341564

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Here at the People's Democratic Republic of M.O.M we are not shy showing off our home defences, here's Betsy on manoeuvres-



and our barbecues are always a hit at weekends-

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