Geez man lol

Oh teamkilling on purpose and apology don't mix,cauae it just keeps going on and on with you Moraf21..and I've forgiving you many times..so I won't be a fool anymore... no more forgiveness from me

MORAF 21 wrote: I am asking Clemency because I really don't have any idea what I have done to be banned again... Come to think of it I bombed MEAN but I apologized and thought everything was ok. Excuse me questioning you.

You MUST be kidding. How many times have you been banned? Banned means banned!!!!! I don't know why or how you have come back as many times as you have. Just GO already. Try Candy crush

Technically, asking for clemency requires the condition of guilt. Clemency is about demonstrating compassion and amnesty to a convicted criminal. Moraf 21, I'm afraid your plea is therefore confusing. Are you asking for clemency because you're remorseful and rehabilitated, or are you appealing the court's findings because you believe you're innocent? This is an important distinction. I suggest you obtain the services of a competent lawyer before wasting the court's time. Personally, I think you have no chance with either option. I know a good ID forger and plastic surgeon. For a fee, they might be able to help you stay in the game.
Lol

PS, I am a qualified high court judge, so I should know what I'm talking about, but I admit that I slept through this entire thread....I think I pee'd myself somewhere along the line. It sure is moist down there...oh wait, my salmon & cream cheese bagel must have burst in my pocket. I have no idea how long it's been there. Since Monday? I need to check with lady Biggs....

....dammit, she said it was a salmon bagel..where did the cheese come from?

Ronnie Biggs wrote: Technically, asking for clemency requires the condition of guilt. Clemency is about demonstrating compassion and amnesty to a convicted criminal. Moraf 21, I'm afraid your plea is therefore confusing. Are you asking for clemency because you're remorseful and rehabilitated, or are you appealing the court's findings because you believe you're innocent? This is an important distinction. I suggest you obtain the services of a competent lawyer before wasting the court's time. Personally, I think you have no chance with either option. I know a good ID forger and plastic surgeon. For a fee, they might be able to help you stay in the game.
Lol

PS, I am a qualified high court judge, so I should know what I'm talking about, but I admit that I slept through this entire thread....I think I pee'd myself somewhere along the line. It sure is moist down there...oh wait, my salmon & cream cheese bagel must have burst in my pocket. I have no idea how long it's been there. Since Monday? I need to check with lady Biggs....

....dammit, she said it was a salmon bagel..where did the cheese come from?

Oh dear, I've discovered what it is. I am so ashamed...you see, it's very hot in New South Wales at this time of the year. Lady Biggs slipped a tube of sun screen in my pocket a couple of days ago before I left for work. I must have popped it in my hand while fantasising about Sarah Palin bending down looking for her biro on the floor of Donald Trump's private helicopter....

What's going on? I just can't seem to think straight.

Ronnie Biggs wrote:

Ronnie Biggs wrote: Technically, asking for clemency requires the condition of guilt. Clemency is about demonstrating compassion and amnesty to a convicted criminal. Moraf 21, I'm afraid your plea is therefore confusing. Are you asking for clemency because you're remorseful and rehabilitated, or are you appealing the court's findings because you believe you're innocent? This is an important distinction. I suggest you obtain the services of a competent lawyer before wasting the court's time. Personally, I think you have no chance with either option. I know a good ID forger and plastic surgeon. For a fee, they might be able to help you stay in the game.
Lol

PS, I am a qualified high court judge, so I should know what I'm talking about, but I admit that I slept through this entire thread....I think I pee'd myself somewhere along the line. It sure is moist down there...oh wait, my salmon & cream cheese bagel must have burst in my pocket. I have no idea how long it's been there. Since Monday? I need to check with lady Biggs....

....dammit, she said it was a salmon bagel..where did the cheese come from?

Oh dear, I've discovered what it is. I am so ashamed...you see, it's very hot in New South Wales at this time of the year. Lady Biggs slipped a tube of sun screen in my pocket a couple of days ago before I left for work. I must have popped it in my hand while fantasising about Sarah Palin bending down looking for her biro on the floor of Donald Trump's private helicopter....

What's going on? I just can't seem to think straight.

Anyway Moraf 21, if you're the original Cameron 21, I think you're an alright bloke. There have been many mavericks like you in the past (myself included) and many more will come. I like your mischief and sense of the rediculous, as I do Kappakazi's, but at the end of the day, you have two choices - like us or leave us. It's as simple as that. I don't consider myself to be a conformist, but I do like and respect everyone here (except Tx Lawman who shot my cat, Punkchef who poisoned my ground crew, Rudolph who soiled my kids' Christmas presents, KptSingh who frightened my neighbour's children at the school bus stop, plus a few others). I guess what I'm saying is that you can still have fun, joke around, keep your identity, but without being everyone's enemy.

Team killing MEAN . . .

That ranks right up there on the great idea scale between pissing on an electric fence, and Frenching a piranha.

I know, "it seemed like a good idea at the time", but . . .

Please just go away!!!!!

I am the newly appointed Minister of Justice for the PDRM.O.M. I have little to no qualifications for such high office which therefore confers the legitimacy of the bureaucratic rank. While I might only be qualified for ex parte summary executions of cats in the down under, like any good government official I will overreach my competence and render judgment in this case. I have deliberated for several minutes, which is impressive to those who know me. Knowing me incidentally is a capital offense, so don't try. The case of moraf21 is fairly clear. We have a youngster most likely a teen (also a capital offense in PDRM.O.M). This offender continually pollutes the forum with hollow apologies after continually polluting the game with unsportsman like play. Meanwhile, a player like Kappa litters the game with mostly fair and honorable play, but is outspoken on the Forum. Moraf21 continues to reappear, yet Kappa manages to more or less stay banned. I can avoid Kappa's thread if I choose, but Moraf21 is a bit harder to ignore. I decree the following unfair, completely biased, and most likely unlawful justice. Moraf21 is hereby sentenced to public execution on January 28, 2015 at high noon PDRM.O.M unstandard time. His method of death will be head crushing by elephant! Kappa is hereby sentenced to licking 10000 envelopes with circa 1963 glue with only a glass of dog saliva as a refresher. This sentence is indefinitely suspended until I decree otherwise. I hereby decree that a drunken decree by me is binding. The rest of you schmoes are OUT OF FREAKING ORDER!!!

This order executed herewith the 21st day of January, the year of our M.o.M. 2016.
Executed by the Lord High Minister of injustice Justice,
The Hanging Judge Supreme,
TXLAWMAN

So saith the Law.

Well said Your Honor!

Yeah, what they said....

OBJECTION! Head being crushed by an elephant is FAR too lenient. We have all been subjected to the defendant's unsportsmanlike conduct, childish posts in forum, and general unpleasantness over and over! Head crushing by an elephant would only encourage other players to follow in his path, since the ending of said punishment would happen FAR too quickly, and is not commiserate with his infractions!

I suggest chaining him to a securely fashioned eyebolt in the middle of an arena, and then being cock punched by a trained blue nosed baboon, who is then free to rip said defendant's face off and gorge on his innards after an acceptable amount of clock punching has been acquired. Said acceptable amount will be decided by participants in the arena, who will shout "Yea" for more cock punching, and "Boo" for face ripping and innard eating.

WHAT SAY YOU ALL!

like this husky?

Husky Dog wrote: OBJECTION! Head being crushed by an elephant is FAR too lenient. We have all been subjected to the defendant's unsportsmanlike conduct, childish posts in forum, and general unpleasantness over and over! Head crushing by an elephant would only encourage other players to follow in his path, since the ending of said punishment would happen FAR too quickly, and is not commiserate with his infractions!

I suggest chaining him to a securely fashioned eyebolt in the middle of an arena, and then being cock punched by a trained blue nosed baboon, who is then free to rip said defendant's face off and gorge on his innards after an acceptable amount of clock punching has been acquired. Said acceptable amount will be decided by participants in the arena, who will shout "Yea" for more cock punching, and "Boo" for face ripping and innard eating.

WHAT SAY YOU ALL!

You guys could just banish troublemakers to the moon. They won't last long.

There are no objections in this kangaroo court!! I did consider the Comanche method of staking the victim out, building a fire at his crotch and then transferring the coals from said fire onto his stomach. This death often took more than a day to complete. However, elephant head squishing just has a certain flair and panache that I went with that. Maybe the next guy will get the monkey or Comanche treatment. Now, you're all FREAKING OUT OF ORDER!!! Court is adjourned!

Ok..... So why would Zuperman care who he ask's?
Big whoop if he goes and asks Clancy something?
I don't even know this Clancy......
(Must be one bad dude if Zup is being told that he is being by passed, so someone can go to him for a better answer......!)

Yemx...I just need the pull string to that bikini please! O.o

Panache my ass! I'm telling you, do this and you will ONLY encourage further behavior of this type! "Ooohhh, did you see 21? Got his head squished by an elephant!" Ooh, YEAH! That sounds awesome! Let's do what HE did!"

No , sir! You are wrong! I DEMAND baboon cock punching! Besides, where the heck you gonna find an elephant, anyway? I just so happen to have said trained baboon in my garage, and would be more than happy to donate him to the cause.

_{actually, can I PLEASE donate him to the cause? If too many more neighborhood animals go missing, people are going to start getting suspicious!}

RT wrote: Yemx...I just need the pull string to that bikini please! O.o

Nope cant have it!!!

psssst does it make my butt look big....?

When I took over as The M.o.M, I instructed The Minister of Art and Culture, who oversees our national zoo to order 12 brand-new elephants just for this purpose. His Honor has ruled! It will be death by elephant!

Hold on a sec!! You M.O.Ms came to me for 12 Asian elephants and I was more than happy to help with it. I didn't know this were your intentions. I here by DEMAND all my elephants back. I don't want some cheap shit on my elephant's sole.

We paid you for them fair and square! Just because you only charged us 1 cake per elephant, because ur sick of that nasty ass misfit kool aid, is no reason to get all sore now. Demand denied!

LOL

S. E. Dailey wrote: Team killing MEAN . . .

That ranks right up there on the great idea scale between pissing on an electric fence, and Frenching a piranha.

I know, "it seemed like a good idea at the time", but . . .

MORAF 21 wrote: lol thats wrong

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here is a thought

Anyone else see problem







Kinda brings back old memories