The taste of victory flows over your tongue as you pull the trigger. Another perfect shot! Yet another red plane falls to your guns as you speed across the map, tracers flying all around. Youre unstoppable, no one can hit you! The numbers slowly climb, 10, 20, 50, 100. But as those numbers climb, another one drops...slowly ever so slowly....1000, 900, 850, 800....then finally,FINALLY!!! it reaches the threshold, and a final enemy appears in your crosshair. you pull the trigger again, like you have hundreds of thousands of times, and you see the plane go down in flames like the other tens of thousands your hand had eliminated. and then you see it, that fabled yellow text in the chat history "[Name] has been promoted to Marshal of the Royal Airforce"

yeah basically im just bragging that im almost moraf...hopefully gonna make it soon

I hope you get promoted in a epic battle where you take out for reds at there base, your plane is smoking, you have no bullets, one more shot will be your demise. You make a final role as bullets rain down. You pull the lever releasing your teams only hope of victory, Tap tap tap tap they finally bring you down. You glide out of the plane and chute. Bullets once again sail past as you watch your bomb make its mark. Victory is yours as the yellow banner flashes in the corner of your eye. MORAF!!!. I strive to join this elite group of pilots as well. Best of luck.

We will synchronize toilet flush in your honor
That will be the best salute anyones ever received in df

LMAO

Marshal of the royal air flush

Final push indeed

My worst nightmare was that I would join a game just as it finished getting my MORAF promotion just when no one could see, but I managed to avoid it (I was ultra selective in the games I played for the last 5000 points.

YOU WONT NEED A FINAL PUSH IF YOU USES PRUNE JUICE OR EXLAX BUT DO REMEMBER TO FLUSH NO ONE WANTS TO SEE IT

LOL DOG THAT WAS ON HARD MORAF TO COME OUT. LOL FLUSH CONGRATS YOU WILL MAKE A FINE MORAF SOON.