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Any advice 9 years 9 months ago #311066
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Ok you got me the Masons have taken over dogfight as a first small step in bringing about a new world order
 Next we are taking candy crush so look out  
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Any advice 9 years 9 months ago #311130
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Dave your original question..any advice? Its not possible to give advice on something when there isnt a description of the problem in the first place. The more vague u make it the more likely the answers will be funny n daft, because there is a wealth of humour in df which I love, and ur thread just brings it out.My advice...state clearly the problem, or pm someone who you respect for a sensible answer..lol.good luck.
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Any advice 9 years 9 months ago #311440
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I read it! Several times, in fact. Was a piss poor riddle, but I think I figured it out.
You pooped your pants and were annoyed, but you didn't lose any sleep because you cleaned yourself up. Then you saw some kid poop his pants and figured he won't be back cause kids get embarrassed easily. What I didn't know, is that the Free Mason's take it upon themselves to make fun of people that poop their pants! Boaz! You should be ashamed! My advice, given your incontinence problem, is to avoid the Free Masons. 
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Any advice 9 years 9 months ago #311441
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Sorry I never claimed to be a model Mason. I'm more of the one the other guys whisper about. When they put on their aprons I only get a bib and a coloring book 
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Any advice 9 years 9 months ago #311523
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Dave, I think you might be confusing this with another topic: dogfightplay.com/index.php/forum/2-gossi...23-any-advice#310864 I didn't know what you were talking about until I read that. Having two simultaneous conversations about the same thing is confusing for everyone, including you. That’s why you’re having a civil, productive conversation about the problem in the other thread . . . And this one has devolved into sarcasm, jibes, and general jocularity.  
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Any advice 9 years 9 months ago #311539
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Ill be accused of stirring but it (what?) happened to me. I was annoyed (About what?)but dont lose any sleep. Then ive just watched it (what?) happen to some kid who probably wont be back.(why? What caused it?) Dogfight? Freemasons more like! (What similarities are there, so we know what caused you to make that comparison?) I think this is how most here will read your post. 
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Any advice 9 years 9 months ago #311542
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Oh, and the other topic, about someone asking advice and being told to go away and try to copulate....
I don't have any advice on that one, except for ignoring the rude reply and tell the advice seeking kid to pm you for advice. I don't know about free masons (except my wife's uncle was one and he said it was no cult worshipping a higher being. Since I doubt most things, I make no exception here.) Would you like us to be more like freemasons? I didn't really get that part either. Can we than finally jump around in our underwear wearing silly hats at secret meetings in hangar 4 on north base? How cool would thát be?!
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Any advice 9 years 9 months ago #311545
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Ahm... that's actually hangar #3, and hangar #7 on high holidays. We only deal with prime numbers in DF Free Masonry.
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