Warning: this video will give you smallpox, malaria, or any other disease that's not insensitive to say. If there was a "no thank you" button, I expect it'd be being spammed right about now.

You may not even comprehend what you're seeing. I'll just let you know that "waifu" is a Japanese term for "girlfriend/wife." Maybe you'll catch on to the rest. Maybe you'll sit staring at your screen uncomprehendingly. Either way, don't you dare enjoy.