Yousef is kool

Really?

Dear Yousef Yousef,

My mother asked when you are coming by her place, because she is in need of some of your TLC you promised to give her.
Since she always complains that I don't come to visit her, I thought it would be a slick move on my part to get you to divert her attention away from that shortcoming of mine.
I would however, if I were you, reconsider your intention of giving her your affection to your stated extend up to which she would not be likely to survive it, since she can be rather "a hand full".
Whatever you do when you decide to pay her a visit......don't go to the cellar. We all would love to see you around here again, if you get what I mean.