Ok as so many of you know I'm from the UK so I thought I'd enlighten you to a bit of Cockney Rhyme (East London) and British Slang I can't share alot of it as majority is Swears but to keep it age appropriate I use the nicest sayings.

Slang. What it means.
Bees and Honey - Money
Apples and pears - Stairs
Lady Gadiver - Fiver
Barnet Fair - Hair
Pony - Fifty
Benner - Tenner
Score - Twenty
You/Me Ol Mucker - Buddy
Trouble and Strife- Wife
Trap - Mouth
Yammer - Talk
Century - Hundred
Half a ton - Five Hundred
Ton - Thousand
Jimmy Riddle - Piddle
Brown Bread - Dead
Dog and Bone - Phone
Airs and Graces - Braces/Races
Boat Race - Face
Ruby/Al Murray - Curry
Al Caponed - Stoned
Al Pacino - Cappuccino
Apple Pie - Sky
Bacon Bits - Tits
Bacon Butty - Nutty
Baked Beans - Queen
Bangers and Mash - Cash/Trash/Slash
Canoes - Shoes
Barney Rubble - Double/Trouble
Jack Jones - Alone
Salomon and Trout - Snout(Cigarette)
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang - Cockney Rhyme Slang
Winona Ryder - Cider

I will update this with more on a fortnightly basis.

codswallop!

horriblebreast wrote: codswallop!

HB are you secretly from East London

i have a wild british guy running wing 2 of gunners inc. he taught me that word and i try and use it whenever i can!

I do know a fortnight is 2 weeks. And this one is my fave "Apples and pears - Stairs"!

Cheers!

I still laugh every time I hear a cigarette get called a fag...

[*M]Comet wrote: I still laugh every time I hear a cigarette get called a fag...

Yeah thanks a lot Comet

Now I find out I love fags

On your bike sunshine .

It seems to me that Cockney is English all gone Pete Tong.

Today I had some loop de loop, bangers and mash, Pinky and Perky and on the side, I had some Uncle Fred and Johnnie Rutter. To top it all off, I ate a Dog's Eye. They were are Robin Hood

I know irish slang

Well if it's northern Irish it should fit right in here, I guess. (To some, but let's not get into thát.)

what's Bangers & Mash?

annnnnnd... Bob's your uncle?

Updated as a few words phrases have been requested

Im just getting around to viewing this thread ,its already ready one of my favorites , thanx for starting it me ol mucker

Rudolf Rednose wrote: Well if it's northern Irish it should fit right in here, I guess. (To some, but let's not get into thát.)

He's obviously an orangeman...should let this one lie.

You are missing some basic ones that are still in active use in Australia:

Pork Pies - lies
China Plate (or just China) - mate
Dead horse - tomato sauce / ketchup

Some modern ones like (although Pat Cash is just Australian I guess):

Britteny Spears - beers
Pat Cash - slash / to piss
Brad Pitt - sh*t

[e]hammer_tool wrote: You are missing some basic ones that are still in active use in Australia:

Pork Pies - lies
China Plate (or just China) - mate
Dead horse - tomato sauce / ketchup

Some modern ones like (although Pat Cash is just Australian I guess):

Britteny Spears - beers
Pat Cash - slash / to piss
Brad Pitt - sh*t

Hammer I was getting round to sorting more for the next update lol the Morden Australian ones you've put up are used in the East of London still Pat Cash and Jimmy Riddle both mean to slash/piddle to piss but you are right about Pat Cash its mainly used by Australians. I could go into more obvious 18+ cockney rhyme slang but I would probably have to create. A FB group for that as I am trying to keep the forum clean so the juvenile of the game cant get it maybe I will do it and have a closed group for 18+ only sorry kids I won't be held responsible for your Compromise to the Cockney Lingo for 18+ folks

American English slang must be to differicult to learn, apparently... But I always wanted to confuse people with some British slang!

I'm a dicky-di-do b**tard and the hairs on my John Thomas hang down to my Eskimo Nell!

The amount of Tom Tit that's been going on lately with work and the game I decided I need to get a Ruby Murray from the local Indian cuisine to put in me trap and then get rid of a few ultimate Harris's buy Chelsea Grinning there boat races but then all the Bees and Honey coming in is paying for mine and the Trouble and Strife to be flat.

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