Ok if you can't pm some one use this to message them

Dear Obama, since I can't pm you let me leave you this message

Go back to the Middle East where you belong and leave us alone. Uggggg

DEAR X GIRL I LIKE.

I HAVE HAD A CRUSH ON YOU FOR THE LONGEST TIME. PLEASE TELL ME YOU WILL GO OUT WITH ME. I CAN'T SEE A LIFE WITH OUT YOU. YOUR MAN TREX LOL

Dear Davy,

Just send all your money to Atlantic City c/o the Donald. You won't have any left if he gets elected!

RT

dear jennifer anniston i don't have any money and im not too good looking but im sure ill make you happy in the bedroom call me

Dear DOG, Anniston is in love with Obama in case you didn't know that. She is not worthy of you, the all popular DOG.

Lol.

Dear Austria,
Im awesome and you are not!!!!!
Since i don't know your email because when i asked you Hungary hit me in the face with a frying pan....
Go get a life and stop playing that dummkoph piano in the ocean all the freakin time!
Its really annoying and creepy im sure Italy, Germany, and Japan do no want you there!!!!
They already have to deal with America interrupting the s'more party because there was no chocolate in the Axis Powers s'mores. Seriously stop playing that piano go do something useful with your time like buying me awesome things like spend all your euros and buy me a lifetime dogfight subscription! Tell Hungary hi for me... Wait... Don't that could be dangerous. From Prussia with love, P.S. I AM AWESOME!

Dear eastern European presidents.

Please take in your share of Syrian refugees, because if you don't they will take away your peoples jobs in western Europe.

This is not political.

I think politics is a joke on its own.

My Dearest Ontario Lottery !!!

I heard that no one has won the jackpot !! would you please make sure that my numbers are drawn for this weeks winnings , I am broke and are in desperate need. I would appreciate this very much and I promise to share with others
Thank you very much

Dear Austria,
Remember those things i said before? Well Germany is making me wright an apology letter against my will soooo ugggggg
Your an awesome friend Austria i don't know what came over me.... Your not a wuss at all..... Im sure Germany, Italy and Japan would looooovvvveeee to hang out with you... Especially France..... Hey i have an idea why dont you join the Axis Powers heheh Germany will be glad to have you also, how do you have that piano out in the ocean like that??? Tell America i said your welcome for that whole revolutionary war win thingy! From Prussia with love ... But not really