breaking news.

Last night during a wild MISFIT party littlebadgal got into a major fight with HULK, as you can see she was totally wasted.

This morning we found his petunias on the coffee table. Oh my

VON we SINCERLY hope that you can locate a good surgeon. We are so sorry.

Donations for HULKS surgery can be made to me.

P.s, please don't tease HULK for his high pitch voice. He's very sensitive right now.

Oh lord xD

Wow. Umm... Von, why did u pick a fight with lil anyway? Just Try putting ice on it. It may help a little.

Ill try not to laugh at ur squeaky voice, as i dont think u will be able to smash anything for a while lol.

I'm surprised he went to you for advice or help if u want to call it !! lmao if u noticed I used his skin as a jacket !! hahahhaha

Davy I hate to break it to ya, BUT, those are not my Petunias (as you put it). You see, I had a few Mexican burritos last night before I "hooked up" with Lil. I didn't want her to know that I had to poop. So I just went in that bag. Sorry you had to find it. My bad, but HULK POOP, WHEN HULK POOP. Please remember that HULK NOT SO SMART....

And the skin I used for my jacket came from where ? !! I'm sure its your skin its green o.O

HULK SMASH...LIL SMASHED?? AHAHAHA

Good girl though, you kept enough mindset not to spill the remaining liquid out of the bottle...or is that just an innate trait?

Looks like she skinned his petunias too and glued them onto her shoes. I have a whole new respect for you in that picture. Glad someone told me it was you, otherwise, I would've sworn that was my son's mother AHAHAHAHA

the green guy singing like "castrati" ?,...hard to imagine that !

WHen littlebadgal says No, SHE MEANS NO. Poor Von

We need donations folks

Like... Donate our balls?!

Sorry, Hulk. Ain't happening.

Why did he want LiLBaDGaL's Litl' ol' Fiat Bambina anyway?
He was never going to fit in it.....

He can use it like Fred Flintstone did back in the day !

Hmmmmm if she did this to VON HULK it kind of makes me wonder about what really happened to dognabitt.

Falling off a roof or pushed. Hmmmmmmm maybe he's so scared of her that he keeps quiet.

Since Von Hulk has such a high voice right now I will make the first donation of all my Canadian tire money !! its quite the stack , it totals up to $ 2.00

Was tge roof pre greased i dunno

[*M] MISFIT CROCKETT wrote: Hmmmmm if she did this to VON HULK it kind of makes me wonder about what really happened to dognabitt.

Falling off a roof or pushed. Hmmmmmmm maybe he's so scared of her that he keeps quiet.

Jeeesh!OMG! when you put it that way Davy I got to thinking too, Dog is or was(LOL) an agile climber, he did most of the roofs in Canada and heard rumours that he did the roof job in the tallest building in China and he ALWAYS put on his safety rope Thinking of the way he met the accident haaa, was there foul play involved. Roy aka Dog has a 6 million life insurance I heard. Sending the Mounties would be just a waste of time cos knowing her , she could talk her way out easy. The Avengers, Nah,(Hulk was one of them). Raptor, LOL, no way. CC Rider, waste of time, cos CC would melt instantly hearing the flatery that he is a good Ride lololol. Only option is to go to the Brits , maybe we can send Bond in. After all Dog is a Brit unless he gave up his british roots.


Got you this time LIL hahahahahaa.

Get well soon Roy and stay safe, and that goes for all the dog community.
Regards,
TT

Picture number one......HULK before his encounter with LITTLEBADGAL


Picture number two......HULKY after his encounter with littlebadgal

Well, I have heard of "blue-balls" but this is new to me...

Think hulk must have flown over i heard thunder but i think somone shot his kahunas off and this is all that remains RIP

This entire conversation seems to mimic conversations you might find in the Star Chamber. Would make one wonder just wear they've been hanging out. As for Hulk if it's green he thinks its mean and he will try to choke it that's why it does not pay for him to look down when in the restroom. things can become extremely awkward extremely fast expecially in a public restroom. as for a lil she is way too good for him and besides that I don't believe that shade of green is her favorite color. I believe her favorite color is more along the line of $50 & $100's green. Not $1 or $2 green.

[*M]VonHuLK wrote: Davy I hate to break it to ya, BUT, those are not my Petunias (as you put it).

I knew it! Yours are way smaller right?

Sorry Hulk, but I have my own balls to worry about. LIL, stay away from my balls or I'll come up there and throw you of the roof. My balls is something I take very serious, there my babies.

Every time I see lil the pucker factor jumps up high .so from now on for shall be wearing iron Speedos .