Lets make a list of all lists that exists on this beast.
(Don`t ask me why I used the word "beast"
Instead of "forum"; I couldn`t resist!)

Im confused......didnt u just blast gunzz over and over again about his idea of a list???? Or is this just a push someones buttons joke???

Well there is the blacklist for starters

Its just a poorly rhymed joke - a J.O.K.E!!!!!! I am not pushing any button!

By the way, there is no more animosity between me and Gunzz - sorry for disapointing those who are still thirsty for more drama.

Good week end for all!

Be careful Ped, to "List" can literally mean "to rock the boat".



List:

verb
1.
(esp of ships) to lean over or cause to lean over to one side

noun
2.
the act or an instance of leaning to one side

Ok, looking for new drama for the weekend?

Couldn't leave it alone now, could you?!
If Pedrinho wants to make a list he is perfectly free to do so, although drama is sure to follow.

But what would this forum be without a little drama?
Thing is though that the male bonding that follows at the end prevents squadwars from ever happening.

I don't believe that he only wants to create a list to "rock the boat", but he only wants to see how predictable we are.
I for one, will not dissappoint him.

horriblebreast wrote:

Umm you forgot beer HB...

Yeah, just be sure everyone goes by the list so no one looses their..... Well you know...

[LB] Pedrinho wrote: Its just a poorly rhymed joke - a J.O.K.E!!!!!! ....

Oooh! Oh! Bad rhyme time! A limerick, no less!


I decided I should drop in on the forum
To read up on some threads and perhaps to enjoy the decorum
But oh, what a shame!
The trolls had set flame!
I say let's kill 'em all and be done, and let the Lord sort 'em

[NLR] McFate wrote:

[LB] Pedrinho wrote: Its just a poorly rhymed joke - a J.O.K.E!!!!!! ....

Oooh! Oh! Bad rhyme time! A limerick, no less!


I decided I should drop in on the forum
To read up on some threads and perhaps to enjoy the decorum
But oh, what a shame!
The trolls had set flame!
I say let's kill 'em all and let the Lord sort 'em

Great limerick up until the last line. Just didnt fit.

Not saying I could do better! But fun stuff for sure!

[M]oon wrote:

[NLR] McFate wrote:

[LB] Pedrinho wrote: Its just a poorly rhymed joke - a J.O.K.E!!!!!! ....

Oooh! Oh! Bad rhyme time! A limerick, no less!


I decided I should drop in on the forum
To read up on some threads and perhaps to enjoy the decorum
But oh, what a shame!
The trolls had set flame!
I say let's kill 'em all and be done, and let the Lord sort 'em

Great limerick up until the last line. Just didnt fit.

Not saying I could do better! But fun stuff for sure!

Aye, yure right! It be fixed now. (With an inebriated brogue) 'twas a few syllables short of a limerick!
(That sounds kind of like saying "his elevator doesn't go to the top" or "he's a few sandwiches short of a picnic".)

Rudolf Rednose wrote: Ok, looking for new drama for the weekend?

Couldn't leave it alone now, could you?!
If Pedrinho wants to make a list he is perfectly free to do so, although drama is sure to follow.

But what would this forum be without a little drama?
Thing is though that the male bonding that follows at the end prevents squadwars from ever happening.

I don't believe that he only wants to create a list to "rock the boat", but he only wants to see how predictable we are.
I for one, will not dissappoint him.

Jeez, guys, I did this topic as a joke...
And Rudolf, who is "you" and who is "he" and who/what is "male bonding" and who is "looking for weekend drama" on your text? Im confused (sorry, my bad English is even worse when it stuggles with my numb brain - I took my meds minutes ago)...

I took my meds this morning funky time zones

Sorry Pedrinho,

First of all I'd like to say you are one of the players I admire most in this game.

It is just that I noticed that whenever someone mentions the word "List", drama pops up out of nowhere.
I think we all have become very predictable here.

Just look at how Erich Hartman's thread on the Misfits spiralled out of control.....and yes, as expected, when it died down....here he is again to fan the flame with a rehash of the same topic.

I agree that my humor is quite incomprehensible at times, because when I read some posts back I can understand why no one got it.
Like my post on the "Most arrogant pilots list"........No one got thát,.....but it seemed like a good idea to post it at the time.

Understanding that this was just a joke, and I thought it would be fun to joke around with our predictability, and start a fake arguement in which we could all throw stupid accusations at eachother.

You, Acegirl and Luna posted great remarks on how we react to trolls and why they do what the do ( like about them starting a fight and watching it from a distance, the "male bonding that follows, and the being mean to eachother to get the attention).

We should have a remark we can place on a topic when we think others should be warned not to respond.
Like "TROLL ALLERT!" or "Go tell Zup!".

But maybe we like the drama too much.

[NLR] McFate wrote:

[M]oon wrote:

[NLR] McFate wrote:

[LB] Pedrinho wrote: Its just a poorly rhymed joke - a J.O.K.E!!!!!! ....

Oooh! Oh! Bad rhyme time! A limerick, no less!


I decided I should drop in on the forum
To read up on some threads and perhaps to enjoy the decorum
But oh, what a shame!
The trolls had set flame!
I say let's kill 'em all and be done, and let the Lord sort 'em

Great limerick up until the last line. Just didnt fit.

Not saying I could do better! But fun stuff for sure!

Aye, yure right! It be fixed now. (With an inebriated brogue) 'twas a few syllables short of a limerick!
(That sounds kind of like saying "his elevator doesn't go to the top" or "he's a few sandwiches short of a picnic".)

How about:

I'll put them on my hitlist, but here I'll ignore 'em. ?
Or "I dislike them here, but in the skies.....I adore 'em."

(I'm bad at this!)

I see trolls have come onto the forum
With my temper, it's hard to ignore 'em
But it's just their spite
And I know that they sit as they write
On last game's aching new a.hole I tore 'em.

..................................Yes
........................I have
...................also
................have
..............noticed
...........that this
..........forum is
.........listing
........badly.
.......My theory
.....is that
....if threads
..become very
.long they
.eventually
become
unstable
and fall over.

Leave me alone, naptime.

Sorry Ped didnt know you never play much . Just thought with all your threads you must have one hell ova stat record . Ok I will list Peds games .....1 lets add to it

Or.....


I decided I should drop in on the forum
To read up on some threads and perhaps to enjoy the decorum
But oh, what a shame!
The trolls had set flame!
"Send them to Coventry", their threads are all bor'in!

A list that must not be missed
For someone will surely get pissed
Then Rudolph doth puked
And was quickly rebuked
... Ahh, c'mon! Who doesn't know Rudolph is alway joking!

Ok, ok, worst limerick ever

It is.......but it's the thought that counts.

You really are a reindeers bestest friend.

Rudolf Rednose wrote: It is.......but it's the thought that counts.

You really are a reindeers bestest friend.

It's the least I could do for somebody that gave me such a BITCHIN CAMARO!

Ah yes! Bad poetry!

Many million$$$ have been made writing drivel especially when it is combined with music. Just don't let the bad stuff keep you from looking for the true jems that are out there. I just saw a performer last night who read his poetry where it truly seemed to be "...pouring off of every page like it was written in my soul..." this is a piece from Chris Chandler (Not the former NFL football player):
(I added the part in blue at the end for Husky and CC.)


From Chris Chandler's "Things have never been the same"

...Oh freedom, now there is a development that can be even more bewildering than puberty-- and every bit as ugly to witness: And freedom can be really ugly: A fact that anyone who has ever watched cable access TV can testify to.


Since I've witnessed freedom in all its excess I have never been the same again.


Freedom forces me to make such daunting choices: there so many different religions to chose from -- so many banks, so many kinds of checking accounts so many ways to finance an automobile, so manay options on one Ford Taurus

... So many roads to take, and then, so many gas stations along each of those roads, all with regular, unleaded, super unleaded -- not to mention varieties of chips on display. which one to choose the choice will transform a portion of myself and consequently the whole world. So which will it be? Paper or plastic?
A Ford Mustang or a bitchin' Camaro?

Maybe some of you young ones have never seen the Mikado. (probably most of you)
Gilbert and Sullivan at their best.

"I've Got a Little List," is sung by Ko-Ko, who is Lord High Executioner.
His major problem as the operetta begins is that he must find someone to execute or he will be executed himself. In this song, he shares his list of those he has on his list: These are the lyrics as W.S. Gilbert wrote them. They have been parodied many times (see internet).
Maybe one of you clever poets might want to try doing a dogfight version????


KO-KO

As some day it may happen that a victim must be found,

I've got a little list - I've got a little list

Of society offenders who might well be underground,

And who never would be missed - who never would be missed!

There's the pestilential nuisances who write for autographs -

All people who have flabby hands and irritating laughs -

All children who are up in dates, and floor you with 'em flat -

All persons who in shaking hands, shake hands with you like that -

And all third persons who on spoiling tête-á-têtes insist -

They'd none of 'em be missed - they'd none of 'em be missed!

CHORUS

He's got 'em on the list - he's got 'em on the list;

And they'll none of 'em be missed - they'll none of 'em be missed.

KO-KO

There's the banjo serenader[1], and the others of his race,

And the piano-organist - I've got him on the list!

And the people who eat peppermint and puff it in your face,

They never would be missed - they never would be missed!

Then the idiot who praises, with enthusiastic tone,

All centuries but this, and every country but his own;

And the lady from the provinces, who dresses like a guy,

And who "doesn't think she dances, but would rather like to try";

And that singular anomaly, the lady novelist[2] -

I don't think she'd be missed - I'm sure she'd not he missed!

CHORUS

He's got her on the list - he's got her on the list;

And I don't think she'll be missed - I'm sure she'll not be missed!

KO-KO

And that Nisi Prius nuisance, who just now is rather rife,

The Judicial humorist - I've got him on the list!

All funny fellows, comic men, and clowns of private life -

They'd none of 'em be missed - they'd none of 'em be missed.

And apologetic statesmen of a compromising kind,

Such as - What d'ye call him - Thing'em-bob, and likewise - Never-mind,

And 'St- 'st- 'st- and What's-his-name, and also You-know-who -

The task of filling up the blanks I'd rather leave to you.

But it really doesn't matter whom you put upon the list,

For they'd none of 'em be missed - they'd none of 'em be missed!

Chorus.

You may put 'em on the list - you may put 'em on the list;

And they'll none of 'em be missed - they'll none of 'em be missed!

[*M] CC RIDER wrote: Sorry Ped didnt know you never play much . Just thought with all your threads you must have one hell ova stat record . Ok I will list Peds games .....1 lets add to it

Huh? Wrong thread, I suppose...

EDIT: Bwwwwaaaaaaaaa!!! Call the waaaambulance!!! I have a bully at my six!!!!!!