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One liners 10 years 1 month ago #288746

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If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented? :P
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If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

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If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
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(Rudolf, that's a two liner) ;)
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Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye opener . B)


Think you're going Crazy? Great! When you get there look me up and I'll show you around.
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Lmao im glad im not married
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Gannet wrote: (Rudolf, that's a two liner) ;)


Yeah, I know.
And I could do better, so here's a 3 liner:




But it's lame.


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Ok Rudolf, here's one for you:

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
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:unsure:





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Ahh yes Rudolf,Daffy Duck sees things so clearly
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When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro
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Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a racing car not called a racist?
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Why do they call it a TV Set, when you only get one?

Why do your feet stink, and your nose run?

How does the Keep Off The Grass sign get there?
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Why is the word 'lie' in believe?
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We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public


Think you're going Crazy? Great! When you get there look me up and I'll show you around.
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Rudolf Rednose wrote:

The regulars slip off you NOSE....don't get too optimistic!
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Song title:

"I Kissed Her Lips Goodbye And Left Her Behind For You"
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Why is the word 'die' in soldier?
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Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
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Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?
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Why is the word 'fun' in funeral?.
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Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, 'What the heck happened?'


Think you're going Crazy? Great! When you get there look me up and I'll show you around.
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Why is there "Sat" Saturday?
The most Delirious Hunter Around

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Davy hates it when he's about to hug someone really sexy, and his face hits the mirror.


To the fowl whose fiery eyes now burned into thy bosom’s core
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Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
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Why do you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

Why are apartments so close together?

Why is it a "pair" of pants if you only get one?
I hear the song of the Valkyries, they call to me, they bid me to take my place in the halls of Valhalla, where the brave may live forever.



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Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
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Gannet wrote: Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

:cheer: Nice observation Sir Gannet.

Let's see what Sir RR has to say about this wonderful observation.

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Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?
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You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

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