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Original DF jokes 10 years 1 month ago #287337

WarEagle!
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i wanted to post this to see what yall can come up with...

I've already made three jokes that are dogfight related

1. How do u get away from a windows 8 user?
.....fly straight

2. What's the best defense in getting away from a windows 8 user and distracting them?
.....put a hot bumper sticker of a girl on the back of ur plane

3. Zup is like God....though we feel abandoned, he's still watching

(Disregard that last post I meant no offense)

Y'all's turn, please note these are jokes and try to keep ur panties out of a knot

Misfit 4 life

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Original DF jokes 10 years 1 month ago #287476

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An Englishman, an American and an Irishman were playing against a Kiwi in a dogfight.

The Englishman said, "I say old chap, I've got you dead in my sights, do you mind if I shoot you down?
The American went, "Bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang...."
The Irishman said, "Begorrah, the lag is bad today, he's 12 hours ahead of me and still appearing in the game."

And..
The German said ?????
The Brazilian said ????
The Australian said ?????
The Indian said ?????

Kiwi = A New Zealander :silly:

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Original DF jokes 10 years 1 month ago #287479

Cricket Offline Platinum Member The Mayor Posts: 728 Thank you received: 1166	[M]WarEagle! The following user(s) said Thank You: WEREWULF
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Original DF jokes 10 years 1 month ago #287512

*[M]TBUILT** Offline Platinum Member I back my squad 100% what's your excuse? Posts: 4691 Thank you received: 17012	Cricket The following user(s) said Thank You: [M]bhfoust, D- CC RIDER, [M]Comet, WarEagle!, BLACK HAWK GRINCH
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Original DF jokes 10 years 1 month ago #287513

[M]ad Offline Platinum Member Posts: 895 Thank you received: 3321	Cricket wrote: [M]WarEagle! Attempt at humour.. Level- PATHETIC! Yuck! The following user(s) said Thank You: [M]bhfoust, [M]TBUILT, D- CC RIDER, [*M]Comet, WarEagle!
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Original DF jokes 10 years 1 month ago #287514

*[M]bhfoust** Offline Platinum Member Rock'n the tank since 2012 Posts: 3373 Thank you received: 8857	[M]TBUILT wrote: Cricket That's the best one yet!!! The following user(s) said Thank You: [M]TBUILT, D- CC RIDER, [*M]Comet, WarEagle!
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Original DF jokes 10 years 1 month ago #287532

D- CC RIDER Offline Platinum Member Never suffer fools lightly . Posts: 1333 Thank you received: 5843	Cricket that isnt a joy stick you got a hold of .......your pants are undone ........ I take my hat off to you cricket .....the biggest joke in DF .. Attachments: The following user(s) said Thank You: [M]bhfoust, [M]TBUILT, [*M]Comet, WarEagle!
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Original DF jokes 10 years 1 month ago #287541

*[M]Comet** Offline Platinum Member Take off eh! Posts: 2570 Thank you received: 11899	Bannerless and naked. Whatever... The following user(s) said Thank You: [M]bhfoust, [M]TBUILT, D- CC RIDER, WarEagle!
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Original DF jokes 10 years 1 month ago #287542

*[M]Comet** Offline Platinum Member Take off eh! Posts: 2570 Thank you received: 11899	. Bannerless and naked. Whatever...
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Original DF jokes 10 years 1 month ago #288008

Gannet Offline Platinum Member Posts: 2025 Thank you received: 4460	No one ever says, 'It's only a game' when their colour is winning.
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Original DF jokes 9 years 1 month ago #340528

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Original DF jokes 9 years 1 month ago #340765

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