Dear Zuperman
Dogfight would be a great game if you made it the same for everyone. Its not.

There are some players who can head on shoot more accurately than I can
There are some players who can turn fight better than me.
There are some players who can aim a tank shell faster than I can.
There are some players who are more cunning than I am.
There are some players who can text faster than I can.
There are some players who complain better than I do.

Its just not fair!

Please ban all the following:
Anyone playing on a better device than mine.
Anyone less than 50 years old, that should even up the reaction times.
Anyone who can play this game more often than me, that should even up the experience factor.
Anyone with a bigger mouth than me. Measured diagonally, 8.34cm.
Anyone with an in game name shorter than mine, they are too hard to see.
Anyone with an in game longer than mine, they clutter up my screen with useless information.
Anyone who drops when I don't want to, or doesn't drop when I do.
Anyone who flies high when I'm low, or flies low when I'm high.
Anyone who sneaks when I want to head on, or visa versa.
Anyone who doesn't get the joke. No sense of humour.
Anyone who has landed a real plane on a real aircraft carrier. To much previous experience.
Anyone who's ancestors came from Scotland. They think too much.
Anyone who's from Texas. They shoot first, then think.
Anyone with "the Great" in their name.
Anyone who brings a wolfs into a dogfight.
Anyone with previous sled flying experience.
And that guy with the green skin, haven't met him yet but he's sure to be better than me.

Have I missed anyone out?

And while I've got your attention:
The roads in Dogfight are atrocious - virtually non existent.
The tea in the cafeterias is always stewed, the coffee burnt, and the cream buns look like they have been there since game one.

Other than that, a great game. Keep up the good work

It's very easy problem to solve JUST BAN ALL REDS.

It's not easy being green. It's a pigment deficiency, imagine going through school being bullied about being the same color as a booger. This is where my anger comes from. I apologize for shooting you Gannet, next time you get a free shot at me, and I'm almost 50. Do I get a pass for being a month away?

That wasn't tea in the cafeteria.they we're doing dishes .and those wernt buns they were sponges .I hope you.did eat any

Sorry Gannet for bringing wolf into the game. If I drop the wolf, will it be fair to bring Crazy into the game? I didn't see anything about Crazy so it must be ok

[*M] MISFIT CROCKETT wrote: It's very easy problem to solve JUST BAN ALL REDS.

Now that's just being silly Davey !

There would be no one for me to shoot down.
Then I would have something to complain about.



Crazy is ok, I can cope with crazy.
And I forgot to ban all rabbits. You let one in, in no time you're over run with them. Runways full of holes. (That must be why I've been crashing on takeoffs.)
Nearly 50 ! In that case lets make it no one below 60

Life isn't.

Yesterday I shot down a brigadeer something and a habitual looper,......well.....more that once.

He shouted: "Rudolf, you're boring." I replied: "No, just bored." ( who goes looping in a Spad against a Camel here on Dogfight?))
"It's a turkey shoot, the better plane always wins." he said.

Immediately after I was shot down by a aspirant in a Dr1.
"See?", but he didn't get it.

Isn't this just a great game. We all been there at the point of giving up. Morafs seem to have better bullets, telescopic gunsights and such.

Rookie day is a shock to those non believers in skill.
(Although there are some cheaters we can all name here. Bullies the lot of them. Getting you with the first bullet? Impossible! You know who you are! Mean, Green, Raccoon hat wearing, Monsterous Cannon shooting, sometimes spanish speaking cheaters. But I'm not saying no names.)