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HELP 10 years 2 months ago #284628

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I've been caught by aliens! I need your help to get out! What do I do! HURRY!!!!
I want to be the girl no-one bullies this year.I don't want to be that shy girl who is afraid to raise their hand.I want to be the real me....But I am afraid

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HELP 10 years 2 months ago #284629

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HELP 10 years 2 months ago #284630

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put the word "Von" in your name

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HELP 10 years 2 months ago #284631

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I want to be the girl no-one bullies this year.I don't want to be that shy girl who is afraid to raise their hand.I want to be the real me....But I am afraid
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Did that work?

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Chlorpromazine may help.
May the ancestors look down upon your achievements and smile.

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Use a Russian accent, it scares everyone......as long as they are not Russian. lol
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Call the MIB.

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call the dragons do with taste we will have socorrerlo.lol

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WAIT....WHAT. :unsure:
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Make sure you have warming lube for the probing ! they say to relax and breathe , everything will be ok !! lol aaaaaaooowwwwwwwwwwlllllll
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Aarooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow
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Not sure if that's a howls or scream of pain from probing :S

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I know....I been there.
Always wear your Apple watch to make pictures.

If not, regression therapy will bring back those repressed imagined memories eventually.
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That is hilarious Rudolf ! hahahhahaha where do u find these pics !!
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You should've done like I did and buy Davy's book!!!

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LiLBaDGaL wrote: That is hilarious Rudolf ! hahahhahaha where do u find these pics !!


Got enough time to google them.
Like Hulk said, I really need a hobby.

But I've got witnesses. Just ask Santa, and the rest of the team.


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THIS ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!! B)
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SHEWOLFGHOST^-^ wrote: THIS ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!! B)


I KNOW!!! That's why you should buy Davy's book!! It's only $19.95 and you can just PM him your credit card number and information including your security code and he'll send it out to you by carrier pigeon right away! (carrier pigeons are quicker and they don't get inspected by the Postal Administration which we all know is ran by aliens!)
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SHEWOLFGHOST^-^ wrote: THIS ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!! B)


We know,



....but it always takes a turn to the funny side.


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ZebraUp wrote:

SHEWOLFGHOST^-^ wrote: THIS ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!! B)


I KNOW!!! That's why you should buy Davy's book!! It's only $19.95 and you can just PM him your credit card number and information including your security code and he'll send it out to you by carrier pigeon right away! (carrier pigeons are quicker and they don't get inspected by the Postal Administration which we all know is ran by aliens!)




Davy says, why thank you zebra for pushing my book. I don't have many left. As you all know not only did I defend against them but I also had sex with one. See below a picture of my love child with his very own gun and coonskin hat.

He is only 2 years old however they grow up very quickly. His name is elsharko Crockett . He's a fine looking kid, very bright and with powers and knowledge that we cannot even belive.

His mother was not very cute, after all she was an allien. It wasn't hard to seduce her as the long interplanetary trip was lonely and I gave her comfort. The lovemaking was also very unusual to say the least,


Here is my pround son



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UGH :silly: :evil: :side: :P JUST .... KEEP ON LAUGHING
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If you had a son that was half allien you wouldn't be laughing. It's very hard on me.

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