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Erection specialist 10 years 2 months ago #284200

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I havent been flying today i was erecting my new gazebo what you think?
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Needs a wet bar!


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Erection specialist 10 years 2 months ago #284205

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Ain't no blondes there, what good is it
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That's why he needs a wet bar!


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Well I didn't come here to get help getting my gazebo up... :evil:




RIP CRAZYWOLF
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I wish to report dognabitt for creating false and misleading threads. I came to this thread all exciting over erection talk. What a letdown you were. I felt like I was teamkilled. You should be ashamed of yourself. Getting an old man excited about possible erection talk.

This thread has been hard on me, pardon the pun. I feel so small after being mislead. I wanted to come here and be happy darn it. I wanted a real hands on discussion. The deception of this thread has just blown me away. What a low blow. I feel like crap now.

This thread will not have a happy ending
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Erection specialist 10 years 2 months ago #284221

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Lol Davey I sent the viagra you asked me too don't take a full tablet only half a one to start with and practice with a inflatable love doll before you try it on Mrs cricket

[*M] MISFIT CROCKETT wrote: I wish to report dognabitt for creating false and misleading threads. I came to this thread all exciting over erection talk. What a letdown you were. I felt like I was teamkilled. You should be ashamed of yourself. Getting an old man excited about possible erection talk.

This thread has been hard on me, pardon the pun. I feel so small after being mislead. I wanted to come here and be happy darn it. I wanted a real hands on discussion. The deception of this thread has just blown me away. What a low blow. I feel like crap now.

This thread will not have a happy ending

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Erection specialist 10 years 2 months ago #284223

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Wow...that's the gazebo you were talking about? Looks great!

Nicer than I thought.

Impressive work there Dog.

I just can't believe you spent that much time erecting when you could have just taken a pill.

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Dognamitt wrote: Lol Davey I sent the viagra you asked me too don't take a full tablet only half a one to start with and practice with a inflatable love doll before you try it on Mrs cricket

[*M] MISFIT CROCKETT wrote: I wish to report dognabitt for creating false and misleading threads. I came to this thread all exciting over erection talk. What a letdown you were. I felt like I was teamkilled. You should be ashamed of yourself. Getting an old man excited about possible erection talk.

This thread has been hard on me, pardon the pun. I feel so small after being mislead. I wanted to come here and be happy darn it. I wanted a real hands on discussion. The deception of this thread has just blown me away. What a low blow. I feel like crap now.

This thread will not have a happy ending



Davy says, well I could try it on MRS CRICKET, however mr. Cricket will probably not be happy nor MRS CROCKETT. LOL LOL.
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Davy I gotta say your posts on this thread made me shoot sweet tea out of my nose
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Gazebo looks awesome Dog! Hey what is that roof made out of? It looks metal like polished aluminum.. or is that just a reflection or ???

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I may need some tips...erectionally challenged :huh:
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Now, now. Everybody calm down! Just had a beer at Dog's gazebo. Here's a pic



Lil is looking pretty hot!


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Whoops spell check sb crocket but im sure cricket wont mind

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Its a polycarbonate zeb corrugated

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That looks SWEET!

WARNING! Keep CROCKET out of your yard! He insists on wearing his thong!


Ps. Love the comment above your banner...good on you.

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DOGFIGHT BBQ!!!!

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[*M]ONSTER CANNON wrote: I may need some tips...erectionally challenged :huh:



Dear MONSTER, it's real big of you to admit that. At least some would argue that it took a big pair of cahunes to say that.

I would try to give you advise but I'm not up for it. :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

I guess that's not why you got the name MONSTER. :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:
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False advertising, good laugh though.

ALL IN 100%

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This thread has a lot of shortcomings. :woohoo: :woohoo:

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Well daveybyou speak for yourself im full of long comings lol

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Dog wanted to see how many hits his thread would getting by having "erection" in the title. Doing pretty good so far

Party at Dog and Lil's this weekend, wet bar or not. I'll bring my Yeti. Can I park my travel trailer in your driveway? I have a 20 foot sewer hose. Will that reach the street drain?

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I ll bring some beers and wear my mankini to the pool. Those chicks need someone.

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GAW wrote: Dog wanted to see how many hits his thread would getting by having "erection" in the title. Doing pretty good so far

Party at Dog and Lil's this weekend, wet bar or not. I'll bring my Yeti. Can I park my travel trailer in your driveway? I have a 20 foot sewer hose. Will that reach the street drain?

Send directions.




Davy says, well this was a hard thread to ignore. This subject can get real hairy you know. However the thread was a letdown and we were shafted.
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Dognamitt wrote: I havent been flying today i was erecting my new gazebo what you think?


Very nice Dog, good job.
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It's not about what you erect.......

It's what you do with it.

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GAW wrote: Dog wanted to see how many hits his thread would getting by having "erection" in the title. Doing pretty good so far

Party at Dog and Lil's this weekend, wet bar or not. I'll bring my Yeti. Can I park my travel trailer in your driveway? I have a 20 foot sewer hose. Will that reach the street drain?

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No need for a 20ft hose, just park near the storm drain like cousin Eddie


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GHOSTRIDER1 wrote:

GAW wrote: Dog wanted to see how many hits his thread would getting by having "erection" in the title. Doing pretty good so far

Party at Dog and Lil's this weekend, wet bar or not. I'll bring my Yeti. Can I park my travel trailer in your driveway? I have a 20 foot sewer hose. Will that reach the street drain?

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No need for a 20ft hose, just park near the storm drain like cousin Eddie



I have to get me an outfit like that to wear when I take the trailer to the dump station.

LMAO!
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Dear all, please think long and hard while responding to this thread. Thank you

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Davey just cant get enough of this one.

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