This is my only safe way to communicate with the outside world. I am hoping this post does not get removed by the NSA since this game is owned by a Spanish company. Strange things are afoot here in Texas. Many of you have asked me in game. I am currently in hiding after leading a daring counter assault to the Federal Usurpers acting under the authority of Jade Helm attempting to declare martial law in Texas! I won't lie (except for this entire post) that things are pretty hairy here. There is blood in the streets. They have even unleashed cobras!!

www.valleycentral.com/news/story.aspx?id=1231175#.VaglVaRVhBc

I don't know how much longer we can hold out! We are good on ammo and guns, but we really could use some more beer. Please send beer to help the cause. PM for delivery instructions. Obama is not in Oklahoma to oversee prison reform. He is waiting for Gov. Greg Abbott to swear personal allegiance to him. I heard this directly from a person who bowls with a person who is friends with a person whose cousin by marriage works at the White House and overheard 2 people from the press talking about why the President is really in Oklahoma according to their unconfirmed source. I have attached a picture of me and the boys before the Battle of Wal-Mart #235 where we soundly defeated a brigade of Green Berets and Navy Seals. I hope I live long enough to see y'all in the skies again! Remember, send beer...

Like you I have been in hiding also. This morning I thought I saw a UFO, it turned out to be a black helicopter. I haven't played for about 3 months now at least because they are taping into my internet. I believe they have been following me everywhere I try to go. I haven't been able to use my invisable powers for several weeks, the reason I know this is because everywhere I go people are staring at me. I think they've been messing with my mind.

Last night I saw a bee inside my house. I think it was a small spy robot from the government. Why else would there be a bee inside my place flying around at night. Hold me, I'm scared.

Maybe we should team up.

I'M BACK.

Funny as Hell, Davy! Welcome back!

PS. Sorry if you weren't kidding and are really just batshit crazy.

[*M] MISFIT CROCKETT wrote:
I'M BACK.

WOOHOO!!

H a h a h a h a

I have to admit.. one of if not the most hilarious post I've witness thus/so far on forum, WC, or in this game period. U guys TXLAWMAN.. & Davy MISFIT CROCKETT has did a beautiful job of screen play here. I see evidence of Davy maybe joking, but of course.. but TXLAWMAN, well.. so darn convincing, call me slow but don't call me retarded but.. lol lol H a h ah ha ah

Tell BlueFighter I will vote for this thread to be the most funniest I've not posted so/thus far ! Gud Job u Guys on bringing a smile to my beautiful face ? lol

TXLAWMAN wrote: Funny as Hell, Davy! Welcome back!

PS. Sorry if you weren't kidding and are really just batshit crazy.

Why not both?

And, seriously? Beer?! You seen the prices on beer lately? How about some cheap rye?

I'm in hiding as well...plenty of guns and ammo...but dang I have more cases of water than beer...where are my priorities. I hope martial law allows beer drinking

peril sensitive sunglasses .... check

two more wraps on my tin foil hat .... check

ammo boxes full .... check

checking all mainstream media for the secret hidden messages from our alien overlords .... check

OK, time to shoot those reds on site!!

Darn, they are starting to get high resolution photos of Pluto!
I'm going to have to move again!


(You guys were wondering why Gannet always lags really bad in games?)

TXLAWMAN wrote: This is my only safe way to communicate with the outside world. I am hoping this post does not get removed by the NSA since this game is owned by a Spanish company. Strange things are afoot here in Texas. Many of you have asked me in game. I am currently in hiding after leading a daring counter assault to the Federal Usurpers acting under the authority of Jade Helm attempting to declare martial law in Texas! I won't lie (except for this entire post) that things are pretty hairy here. There is blood in the streets. They have even unleashed cobras!!

www.valleycentral.com/news/story.aspx?id=1231175#.VaglVaRVhBc

I don't know how much longer we can hold out! We are good on ammo and guns, but we really could use some more beer. Please send beer to help the cause. PM for delivery instructions. Obama is not in Oklahoma to oversee prison reform. He is waiting for Gov. Greg Abbott to swear personal allegiance to him. I heard this directly from a person who bowls with a person who is friends with a person whose cousin by marriage works at the White House and overheard 2 people from the press talking about why the President is really in Oklahoma according to their unconfirmed source. I have attached a picture of me and the boys before the Battle of Wal-Mart #235 where we soundly defeated a brigade of Green Berets and Navy Seals. I hope I live long enough to see y'all in the skies again! Remember, send beer...

My first thought was: "Get Davy over there!".

Davy Crocket said: "You can go to hell, I'm going to Texas."

The Plutonian Galactic Spacecadett"s mothership is hiding behind our moon while they are monitoring our counterstrike capability, not based on our military strenght but by measuring our reflexes and tenacity, clearly given away through the bits and bobs sent out when we play internet multi player games, like this one.

We have information that in some parts of the world so called "sleeper cells" of infiltrated aliens are beginning to scale up their operations by sabotaging our internet traffic, creating panic amoungst the population, and by being a nuissance in general. They spread vicious rumours of uprisings to deflect from what is really going on.

The conclusion of the fact that they haven't already launched a full scale attack is that they are not sure they can succesfully take over our planet.
Meanwhile they started using our internet, and practice their skills in multi player first person shooter games and flight simulators.
So be very suspicious of lagging new pilots with unfamiliar sounding names.

Names like Kahl-El, Spock, Mork are just a few examples.

Further more, grammar and spelling give aliens away, so is silly weird humour.
Report all suspicious players or activities to This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it..

Wow that explains a lot .I'm sure now Dr Dave is an alien.he says their just normal fly check ups .but all that probing makes me nervous.and I'm still no convinced that his nurse is a woman I don't think that's a thermometer in her pocket.

Unfortunately, the "black helicopters" are real. I've worked at an airport, and they have shown up for fuel. No markings, just black. I've seen Hughes 500s and Bell Jet Rangers. The crew wearing black t shirts, bdu pants, and shined dress shoes. They did not allow airport line staff to fuel them, they insisted on doing it themselves......it happens.

Blackwater Personel.......

Yeah, sure.....with caps, to hide their drooping ears!

That is scary there Rudy! I saw that picture and could not sleep! We both know there ain't no photoshop there. Those things are out there. I think it was a genetic experiment between humans and chupacabras!

Jacob10000 wrote: Unfortunately, the "black helicopters" are real. I've worked at an airport, and they have shown up for fuel. No markings, just black. I've seen Hughes 500s and Bell Jet Rangers. The crew wearing black t shirts, bdu pants, and shined dress shoes. They did not allow airport line staff to fuel them, they insisted on doing it themselves......it happens.

Shined dress shoes?? Well then I know they're not Delta.. nor The Army of Northern Virginia.. I wonder who they are?

I am a member of the PA state militia region 4 zone 7.. We have had intense training the past couple weeks. Among other state militias. I only have one question. What IS going on over there? The media has been banned, and from what we are hearing, anyone recording it, gets arrested.. Can you help seperate the fact from fiction?

ehm ? Just incase Central Intelligence gets a hold of this thread I'm stating a little disclaimer here: I HeroicZ has nothing to do with this!? Really, I don't ? h a h a

ZebraUp wrote:

Jacob10000 wrote: Unfortunately, the "black helicopters" are real. I've worked at an airport, and they have shown up for fuel. No markings, just black. I've seen Hughes 500s and Bell Jet Rangers. The crew wearing black t shirts, bdu pants, and shined dress shoes. They did not allow airport line staff to fuel them, they insisted on doing it themselves......it happens.

Shined dress shoes?? Well then I know they're not Delta.. nor The Army of Northern Virginia.. I wonder who they are?

Black suits shining shoes, got to be the men in Black. Aliens are everywhere, so be careful Davy and Tx may not be who they say they are. Trust no one especially Davy when he wears them funny looking sliver hats.

In all seriousness, knight, nothing is happening. No media ban, no coup, no nothing. I am really shocked at how many people believe this junk. I was even allowed to talk to the Mrs. while she was out of the country.

Or is it all a lie? Is Trump really running for President? He really worth 10 billion? I don't know what to believe...

Or am I a propagandist instrument of oppression... Muwahahaha

TXLAWMAN wrote: In all seriousness, knight, nothing is happening. No media ban, no coup, no nothing. I am really shocked at how many people believe this junk. I was even allowed to talk to the Mrs. while she was out of the country.

Or is it all a lie? Is Trump really running for President? He really worth 10 billion? I don't know what to believe...

Or am I a propagandist instrument of oppression... Muwahahaha

What?! Are you telling me I sent those bottles of rye for no good reason?! Sheesh!

Thanks a LOT, Tex!

Don't worry, Husky. Once I polish off that rye, I will fight the fanous battle of Master Bathroom Kohler!! I ain't no spring chicken! There's consequence for over indulgence for this Mean Old Man!

Funny stuff!!!

You would not belive me if I told you.......

Academi can be heared from my house all day long.....

Always remember:

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't after you.

Someone's been watching AceGirl.






(A timeless design)

You all do of course know that TX and Davy are not, I repeat not, who they claim to be, it has long been know in higher echelons that they are amongst us, taking on human guise and sowing mistrust and fear amongst humankind. Open your eyes humans! I mean fellow humans

The funny thing is he's not lying!!!! Google JADE HELM 15!!!! Obama is using the military and gonna take all our guns. Seriously Google it I'm not making this up.

A quote from Ayn Rand: