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How to get Apple to be more cooperative. 10 years 3 months ago #277678

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Zuperman, it's easy.
Get Taylor Swift playing Dogfight.
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How to get Apple to be more cooperative. 10 years 3 months ago #277689

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Or let bring Mango into competition.

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How to get Apple to be more cooperative. 10 years 3 months ago #277710

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Step 1. Think apple is a good brand and
Step 2. Purchase a apple device
Step 3. Get frustrated with apple device
Step 4. Have a beer (just because u can or because the device has lead you to alcoholism)
Step 5. Introduce your apple device to a hard surface (preferably a wall or hammer)
Step 6. Get food (all this raging makes u quite hungry)
Step 7. Get a new device (preferably not apple) and be happy for what remains of your pityful life

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How to get Apple to be more cooperative. 10 years 3 months ago #277712

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Gannet wrote: Zuperman, it's easy.
Get Taylor Swift playing Dogfight.


Can you imagine the song she'd write about the lag?!!!


To the fowl whose fiery eyes now burned into thy bosom’s core
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How to get Apple to be more cooperative. 10 years 3 months ago #277745

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Gannet wrote: Zuperman, it's easy.
Get Taylor Swift playing Dogfight.


It is whispered that Taylor Swift is always on the lookout for a new game....

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How to get Apple to be more cooperative. 10 years 3 months ago #277746

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Husky...you know how much I love a song........

1. I got up before I went to bed
I had a shave...
But the bristles are back on my head.

2. I went out before I cameback in
I had a beer....
But I found it back in the tin.

(Chorus)
Oh lag u got the better of me
I keep lookin but all that I can see
Is everything is movin way to slow, quick, slow
You got my head spinnin round I just dont know..

3. I had tea before I made my breakfast
I washed up
But the tea was back in my cup

4. I went to work to get away from it all
I had my pen
But I found myself back home again.

Chorus..................................


Couldnt get any major stars to sing it..so ull have to make do with my tones...
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How to get Apple to be more cooperative. 10 years 3 months ago #277776

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MICHAEL KANE.. wrote: But the bristles are back on my head....


I dunno about that Michael.
It doesn't sound like the usual image that Taylor puts out.
Do you know something we don't?
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How to get Apple to be more cooperative. 10 years 3 months ago #277780

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Yup..found this..

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