Sir you have great sense of humour. I read most of your post and at end I was smiling. What else one need. You are spreading happiness and may Almighty return you in plenty.

You may be old but you have a heart of gold. Sir you should start your own column "My diary" and post your past experience. I'm sure df community will love it. Your wise and lively words will bring smile to many.

Ahh, little grasshopper, don't believe anything you read.

As I tell my students, actually I'm only 21.
I just dye my hair grey to get more respect from them.


And as for blessings from the Almighty, hopefully, but hopefully not soon.

(I want to die young, but as late as possible)

. grey hair looks perfect.

And why are you wasting time on this frivolity at 8 in the morning.
You should be at school by now, becoming wise and learned.

Haha. You timing is perfect but this is 46 years old father who is about to leave for office at 8 whereas the son is already off to school at 7.

Touche !



But your dogfighting reactions are very fast for a fat balding middle aged man wearing bifocals ?