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Helping Zuperman 10 years 5 months ago #266193

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Ok guys, the only way we can help Zuperman is to let him concentrate on the Virtual Reality things for the next few weeks, and not have to deal with "Real" issues in Dogfight. ... So DON'T tell him about the fire in hanger 3 !

And don't mention the outbreak of scurvy on the allied carrier 'cause they ran out of lemons... Or the acute fuel shortage at the german base because some idiot "dropped" on the oil pipe line..... or the riot in the Jolly Roger when the beer ran out..... And if the coke machine in hanger 1 runs out, you will have to use the coffee dispenser in hanger 2. If the loos block up and you need to pee, turn the trees back on, and go behind one of them.

And if ammunition supplies get low, you will just have to manage with 10 rounds per mission. (Just make every shot count and stop polluting the environment with waste lead)

Under no circumstances is anyone allowed to complain to Zuperman about the lag. Just go and make a cup of tea while you are waiting, as per usual standing orders.

Do NOT, I repeat Do NOT mention the ferral cats that are joining in and winning the dogfights. (or the large water rats below decks in the carriers)


Zuperman, if by chance you get nervous and take a peek back here in the forum, don't worry, everything is perfect.
Nothing has happened, nothing is going to happen.
We are just going to play together quietly and politely for a couple of weeks, we promise we wont argue, we wont throw our toys out of the cot.
We will be just fine without you.


Honestly! Wont we guys?!!!

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Helping Zuperman 10 years 5 months ago #266194

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Great post Gannett made me laugh...
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Helping Zuperman 10 years 5 months ago #266212

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Great, now I'm waiting for the explosion of a spammer, or some other blow up. lol
It's just a matter of time now.... TICK TOCK :unsure: :( :blink: :side: :whistle: :pinch: :evil:

ALL IN 100%
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Helping Zuperman 10 years 5 months ago #266282

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Guess we need Supernanny again!


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Helping Zuperman 10 years 5 months ago #266287

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ok so how can i delete a email i already sent ! oppps Zupeman delete i repeat delete my email :) its all good i will buy the beer aaaaaaaaaaaaaaooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwllllllllll
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too funny split my sides laffin
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I agree !!!!!
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Helping Zuperman 10 years 5 months ago #266674

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ferral cats?
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Helping Zuperman 10 years 5 months ago #266685

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zuperman wrote: ferral cats?


Sorry! Really, really sorry! That's my fault. I thought it would be funny to teach them to fly. Had NO idea it would go this far.

Don't worry though. I have it all under control. I'm shipping in some gorillas to take care of the cats. I've been assured that the gorillas can't take the cold, so they should all die off when winter sets in. So don't worry, Zuperman! Everything is under control!


To the fowl whose fiery eyes now burned into thy bosom’s core
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zuperman wrote: ferral cats?

We said don't worry 'bout it!, that is, other than my problem with naps in my cot, sorry if I get in the way everyone!
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Helping Zuperman 10 years 5 months ago #266831

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Sorry, you are quite right Zuperman, my typo, I meant feral.
(The cats that Husky introduced came from Ferralistan in central asia.)

Don't worry about either of them. Or the gorilla problem experiment.
If global warming stops the winter from killing off the gorillas, I have it covered. I have been cloning Mammoths that I can introduce the moment the gorilla population outnumbers the cats.

Its all right, NO PROBLEM ! We have it all under control. :whistle:
Make a coffee, and go back to your code.
See you in 2 weeks :)
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Helping Zuperman 10 years 5 months ago #266838

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But the fire wasn't on Hanger 3, was in Hanger 4! and the beer warmed! who the hell likes warm beer?
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No Chopper, I meant the other fire - 3 days ago.
Of course the beer was warm! We had to use it to put out the fire, water pressure was down 'cause no one has been refilling the lake everynight.

Just serve it to the Brits, they like it warm!
You can drink the beer from hanger 1.
(You will need an iceaxe to get it out, the fridge has frozen up)

No Problem Zup. All under control!

The service man will be in to fix the fridge as soon as the Hulk
has bulldozed a new access road to byepass the remnants of the tank battle. :oops:
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Helping Zuperman 10 years 5 months ago #266854

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Okay... BTW... where is the snow-removal kit? the gabinette is empty
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I think it fell off the back of Rudolfs sleigh up on Duck mountain. Its now covered with 6 feet of powder.
Don't worry Zup, we can reclaim it next summer .

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Helping Zuperman 10 years 5 months ago #266874

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Helping Zuperman 10 years 5 months ago #267003

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Oh deer Rudolf !
It's good to see the Rude-elf has gone, but now your dare are getting dearing!
Sleigh repairs are deer, hope you can get it done before the reign comes.

Its all right Zup, no problem.

If Rudolf can't rain the dear in, Longrifle is happy to do a cull.
Base to Duck mountain shot - reckons he can hit their red noses every time - (better duck Rudolf!)
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