PLEASE STAND BY FOR AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM THE DAVY CROCKETT SUPPORT TEAM.
Dear fellow dogfighters, it has been rumored about Davy Crockett being a drag queen (see above post) however we are here to tell you all that he is not.
Let us explain. The reason Davy Crockett was spotted inside that drag bar was simply to pick up VON HULK and give him a ride home as we know the big fella cannot hold his beer. The reason Davy Crockett was spotted on the stage was to simply get VON HULK off the stage, it may have looked like Davy Crockett was partying but he was not. Von hulk was very upset about taking third place in the best looking drag queen, he felt he should have been number one, and we all know what happens when Von becomes upset.
Anyhow after dragging (pardon the pun) Von out to the car Davy Crockett stumbled over a rock and was caught by another fellow before he fell down, that is the reason he was in the drag queens arm.
Then the cops game, their were so many cops that it looked like the grand opening of a donut shop. Davy was then able to get Von inside the car and take him home. As a long standing member of the Davy Crockett support team we can assure you that he is not drag. Thank you.. SEE VON HULKS PICTURE BELOW.
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