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One scary @ss mission... i think i pooped my pants 10 years 5 months ago #263931

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First off, a carrier in the ground- weird.
Second, you spawn into a carrier to realize your surrounded by a killer blackhole or sinkhole.
Third, you can't get off this joyride cause it automatically crashed you unless you get incredibly lucky.
Fourth, when you bomb the carrier, you create a new sun, or vortex hole that looks scary as ****.
No wonder we aren't getting anymore new players :S :blink:






IN YOUR OVEN OR ON YOUR SIX!

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One scary @ss mission... i think i pooped my pants 10 years 5 months ago #263932

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A man spawns into a game and think he's about to have fun but suddenly he finds himself in The Twilight Zone

One beer two beer three beer floor

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One scary @ss mission... i think i pooped my pants 10 years 5 months ago #263934

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some more seeing double O_o





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One scary @ss mission... i think i pooped my pants 10 years 5 months ago #263935

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Some more i got if they will post >.<
Sorry guess not.
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One scary @ss mission... i think i pooped my pants 10 years 5 months ago #263963

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I while back I was in a few dogfight games where the sky looks like it's from some horror movie, and every that happens and I try and take off it would crash me.

Definitely a twilight zone moment, but that hasn't happened to me for a few upgrades.
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One scary @ss mission... i think i pooped my pants 10 years 5 months ago #263968

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This rates definitely as a 9.0 on my weird shittOmeter!


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One scary @ss mission... i think i pooped my pants 10 years 5 months ago #263991

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I was in a btc mission today where we kept crashing on take off. Turned out there was a tree poking up through the flight deck! Cracked me up.


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One scary @ss mission... i think i pooped my pants 10 years 5 months ago #264000

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HMMMM...Me thinkesth thou has ingested a mushroom of the twilight variety. Are you sharing? lol. I could use a vacation.



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