Husky Dog {WP**} wrote: You all have a castle?!
Yup! The castle is located in a picturesque region of the Netherlands, overlooking a gorgeous fjord. We all get together and watch the Northern Lights in the castle grounds in the evenings whilst enjoying fine wines and smoked salmon aperitifs made from salmon caught fresh, straight from the glacial waters. We also enjoy the weekly excursions to Iceland, where we bathe in the many volcanically heated pools of crystal-clear water. The room service is exceptional! It's the only place in the world where you can have a deep-tissue massage whilst enjoying a curry and a pint of cider. Davy Crockett has his own personal assistant 24-7 to polish his jewel-encrusted crown and feed him exotic fruits imported by a team of specially trained dolphins. Von Hulk is a bit of a pain though, insisting that all other residents make room for his stretch Hummer limo in the residents parking area. That Von Hulk fellow really should consider a more conservative mode of transport, I find it increasingly hard to squeeze my Bugatti Veyron alongside his princess-pink monstrosity!