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NEWS FLASH 10 years 6 months ago #254675

Gannet
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NEWS FLASH
- APPLE AVIATORS ADVANTAGE !

Today the Dogfight world is in shock. The news that Apple users are to get release 4.4.87 first swept around the dogfight world in a tidal wave of anger.

In USA the Inedible Green Vegie Man expressed his disgust that apples should get peferential treatment over cabbages.
In Scotland McFight was heard threatening " Metaaar gaeme sdalksi! Sewdasafh sdfdsf Neuuu Lunaaa arrt aris. Aaaapple Uuusars diiie !!!
From the northern regions of Europe, an unhappy Reindeer complained "Yet again us red noses have been left out in the cold"
In Italy Count Francesco was seen wildly waving his hands in the air, his words blurring into a indecyperable tirade of emotion.
From India, the teenage guru Ran-a-muck showed wisdom beyond his years: "Naach na jane angan tedha"
In the lucky country Sledge_Donger reacted "Awh, I'm just gutted mate, just gutted. But its just typical mate, typical. Mate, they're just a bunch of Gallaaars! Got kangaroos loose in the top paddock."
And deep within the Brazilian rain forest, Little Pedro was hear muttering darkly: "De Espanha, nem bom vento nem bom casamento. Tá tudo bem agora, mas não abusa da sorte!"

Apple Help Line were asked for their comment on this unusual situation, and we include the full transcript of their reply below:
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The full impact of this unprecedented event has yet to be felt, but readers can be sure that the ancient traditions of Dogfight will be followed. As they appear, every minute detail will be debated in this forum in the weeks to come.

The following user(s) said Thank You: [LB] Pedrinho, [NLR] McFate, Mongo, [*M]VonHuLK, Rudolf Rednose, ZebraUp, 111th|Royal Flush, [*M] GAW, [NLR] The Blue Fighter, [M]ad

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NEWS FLASH 10 years 6 months ago #254678

[NLR] The Blue Fighter Offline Platinum Member Nothing is Impossible. Posts: 4655 Thank you received: 9789	Nice one Gannet. The following user(s) said Thank You: [*M]VonHuLK, Gannet
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NEWS FLASH 10 years 6 months ago #254679

[LB] Pedrinho Offline Platinum Member I took the RED PILL! Posts: 1717 Thank you received: 2425	Hi, Gannet, Its the first post of yours I ever read - and I must say: ITS THE POST OF THE MONTH!!! I took the RED PILL! The following user(s) said Thank You: [*M]VonHuLK, ZebraUp, Gannet
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NEWS FLASH 10 years 6 months ago #254703

Rudolf Rednose Offline Banned Posts: 1689 Thank you received: 2783	(.........but I play on an iPad. Lol) Attachments: The following user(s) said Thank You: Gannet, [NLR]DIS*RUPT
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NEWS FLASH 10 years 6 months ago #254820

Gannet Topic Author Offline Platinum Member Posts: 2025 Thank you received: 4460	Thanks Guys Pedrinho and Blue Fighter: This was a high risk post. Using your own countries idioms in international forum can be missunderstood. I'm mono lingual, so other language idioms were double risky!!! From your comments I assume that Mr Google got the idiom context right? Rudolf: I thought Reindeer couldn't stomach apples! To much gas for them?
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NEWS FLASH 10 years 6 months ago #254840

*[M]VonHuLK** Offline Platinum Member BOOM Game Over... Posts: 7274 Thank you received: 21656	Good stuff. ALL IN 100% The following user(s) said Thank You: ZebraUp, Gannet
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