My dear sweetheart dogfight. I love you so much. Ever since you came into my life 2 plus years ago I have never been happier. I give you my life I love you so much. We are so happy together and I know you were meant to be with me forever.
You provide me so enjoyment that I can hardly maintain myself. I cannot wait to get home and strip off the cover you wear. I cannot wait to turn you on, to stroke that smooth silky surface of yours. I know I make you happy also, you really taught me to find and press your buttons. Ohhhhhhhh the thumb button that just turns you on, I just love to play with it.
I just can't wait to stick that charger into your port and make your battery's get hot hot hot. I get so excited when I see you at 100%. I can just play with you forever and at the end of the day I love to break out the touch screen wipes and wash you clean, to scrub that beautiful lens.
Happy Valentine's Day dogfight.
YOUR LOVING PLAYER YOUR LIFE PARTNER. DAVY