Ok this might happen a bit more to the guys in the game. So this is.directed mostly at them. Ok here it is. Your drinking beer and the call of nature hits you. On the way there you take your glasses and put them on your head. You go for the gusto and splash there go your glasses. The question is what would you do knowing if you flush their going to get stuck.

If you were well served i don't think you would give it a second thought.Your pee would just look like water anyway. Straight in with the plunge,shake off the excess and wipe your hand on ya jeans


But i don't drink and have had my eyes lasered.
But if i did...

Isnt this when you call your lovely wife and say, "Um, honey? Can you help me for a sec? Pleeeeaaase?"
If that doesnt work, ya hit up the kids next...

Quit Bug J4ff wrote: If you were well served i don't think you would give it a second thought.Your pee would just look like water anyway. Straight in with the plunge,shake off the excess and wipe your hand on ya jeans


But i don't drink and have had my eyes lasered.
But if i did...

Yo dude. Use a bag or gloves or somthing

there is a point at an age when you realize that whatever happens in the bathroom stays in the bathroom...
so nobody will know if you don't tell

Fair point zupe, and, most likely the way I would actually handle it.

thanks for posting on an epic thread zup.you see i have just started wearing
wearing glasses so i can.see what just where to shoot. And it dawned on me thers hasn't been an epic question in a while so it just kinda.popped into my head. And the only real type of epic question always seems to from from the bathroom. As they are the most answered epic questions.

Well. Can't say that's ever happened to glasses BUT. I keep stuff in my front shirt pocket. And I'm married to a woman that will kick me out if I don't set the toilet seat down. So setting the seat down has made my phone, ciggs, lighters, and a number of other things take a swim. If it tells you anything, nothing that dropped out of my pocket ever got flushed.

darraxx wrote: thanks for posting on an epic thread zup.you see i have just started wearing
wearing glasses so i can.see what just where to shoot. And it dawned on me thers hasn't been an epic question in a while so it just kinda.popped into my head. And the only real type of epic question always seems to from from the bathroom. As they are the most answered epic questions.

Well there was that one time about the hot dog topings
-War hawk

So, one time, many years ago, I had just left a dump in the toilet. When I go to pull my pants up my wallet decides to go for a swim. Ugh. I had to stare at it a bit before deciding to do the inevitable. My hands didn't get wet while fishing it out ( I used a plastic bag) but cleaning out the wallet and all of its contents was a sad affair.


Feels really strange to share that story. I don't think I've ever told anybody that before.

Dr CurtisShoe wrote: Isnt this when you call your lovely wife and say, "Um, honey? Can you help me for a sec? Pleeeeaaase?"
If that doesnt work, ya hit up the kids next...

you think just like my dad lol if something gets stuck in the garbage disposal guess who sticks their hand down there

If I was in a good game I would simply reach in and grab them, especially if I had incoming reds, my only concerns would be wiping my hands off on my pants quick enough to handle the iPad.

Public bathroom or your own house? Makes all the difference to me.

you can also decide to not let the ipad go (you don't want to lose a game because your hands are wet right?) and use your mouth to pick up whatever fell.

They say the toilet has less bacteria than most keyboards and touch screens so...

Gezzzzz ZUPERMAN, that's gross, I already tried that and my DENTURES Fell into the toilet, it took days to get the yucky taste out.

Your wife would say: "That's what you get for not sitting down while you take a leak!"

I wear bifocals, just so I don't have to take them off all the time.

You can choose........

When all is said and done, it's only a toilet. It is just a ceramic receptacle that you drop your waste products into. Those waste products that it receives were once within you, so what could be the worst that could happen?

Man up, shove your hand down there and grab whatever foreign object you may have dropped! That toilet has more cleaning products poured into it than the rest of your home, it has probably cleansed your glasses rather than making them unhygienic!

Kamikaze King wrote: When all is said and done, it's only a toilet. It is just a ceramic receptacle that you drop your waste products into. Those waste products that it receives were once within you, so what could be the worst that could happen?

Man up, shove your hand down there and grab whatever foreign object you may have dropped! That toilet has more cleaning products poured into it than the rest of your home, it has probably cleansed your glasses rather than making them unhygienic!

Oh, look at you, Mr. Hygenic! Look at me! I CLEAN my toilet! Probably call your car hole a 'garage' too!

I'd lick my wounds and go back to df

Husky Dog [WP] wrote:

Kamikaze King wrote: When all is said and done, it's only a toilet. It is just a ceramic receptacle that you drop your waste products into. Those waste products that it receives were once within you, so what could be the worst that could happen?

Man up, shove your hand down there and grab whatever foreign object you may have dropped! That toilet has more cleaning products poured into it than the rest of your home, it has probably cleansed your glasses rather than making them unhygienic!

Oh, look at you, Mr. Hygenic! Look at me! I CLEAN my toilet! Probably call your car hole a 'garage' too!

I park my car in my neighbours rectal cavity. That's what he gets after complaining about too much noise during a summer BBQ.