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Zuperman 10 years 8 months ago #238609

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Zuperman works hard on this game dont be mean to him even though its expensive. IS HARD TO MAKE GAMES AND APPS

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btw I just thought about this. Why is there big giant aircraft carriers in lakes O_O
and WATER TREES O_O

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Zuperman 10 years 8 months ago #238631

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Dear fried chicken, I also asked why their are aircraft carriers in lakes awhile back. I will tell you what I was told.

Back when ZUPERMAN created this game he was approached by homeland security. Homeland security wanted to use this app to spy on people around the world, for a nominal fee of course. The computer expert for homeland security then designed the aircraft carriers as a massive spy machine that would be able to hack into any players devise. The aircraft carriers are like a giant antenna which is why the aircraft carrier does nothing but to go round and round.

I was shocked when I discovered the truth, I then exposed this app for what it is, a massive spy machine. After exhausting research i then developed a devise to counteract the destructive spying which then made it possible to play the game. It is called the CROCKOFCRAP MODEL 789-385

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VON HULK says: this is a must-have device, it works great. The smartest thing I ever did was to buy your product. Thank you DAVY.

ZEBRA says. Wow DAVY I wouldn't be the number 1 dogfighter if it wasn't for your devise. I would have paid double for this. Thank you so much sir.

DESTROYER says, my KDR was actually improved after I installed the CROCKOFCRAP 739. You are my hero DAVY



I would recommend you buying this product. Just send me your credit card information. I hope I have been of help.
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Zuperman 10 years 8 months ago #238645

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Davy, ......have you ever sought professional help for this?
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LOL DAVY YOU MEAN HOMELAND SECURITY HAS INFILTRATED OUR SYSTEMS WOW. WE ARE ALL DOOMED LOL
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I to have bought this device and moments later was visited be 3 men wearing sunglasses and black suits, I believe their names were agent CC, agent Bullet, and agent MAD. Look out for these guys they look like trouble!
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Crockett, I thought we agreed to never talk about this. Now I will have to k...
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zuperman wrote: Crockett, I thought we agreed to never talk about this. Now I will have to k...


Well I told you what would happen if you missed a payment, it's still not to late, you know my account number
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Rudolf Rednose wrote: Davy, ......have you ever sought professional help for this?



I just happen to be willing to provide Davy with the help he needs.

For a nominal fee ( reoccuring daily ), I can not only rid Davy of his spy machine delusion, but I can also reveal the true purpose of the lake carriers.

Just send ME your credit card information.

Here is what Davy may say after extensive treatment......

"Wow J, thanks for helping me find the error in my thought process. I can clearly see that the carriers are clearly..........cake bakeries."



If you build it, I will come.......and bomb it !!!
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zuperman wrote: Crockett, I thought we agreed to never talk about this. Now I will have to k...


ZUP, I AM SO SORRY THAT DAVY SPILLED THE BEANS, HE GOT OUT OF HIS STRAIGHT JACKET, THEN SOME HOW ESCAPED FROM THE PADDED ROOM WE KEEP HIM IN....I PROMISE NOT TO FALL ASLEEP WHEN ITS MY TURN TO WATCH HIM!!!
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*sigh*...... everyone into the TARDIS, we're going back in time to fix this mess..... again....
What I did, I did without choice. In the name of peace, and sanity.

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zuperman wrote: Crockett, I thought we agreed to never talk about this. Now I will have to k...


Funny :woohoo: zup can mix it up
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zuperman wrote: Crockett, I thought we agreed to never talk about this. Now I will have to k...

... kick yo' butt

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[*M] MISFIT CROCKETT wrote: Dear fried chicken, I also asked why their are aircraft carriers in lakes awhile back. I will tell you what I was told.

Back when ZUPERMAN created this game he was approached by homeland security. Homeland security wanted to use this app to spy on people around the world, for a nominal fee of course. The computer expert for homeland security then designed the aircraft carriers as a massive spy machine that would be able to hack into any players devise. The aircraft carriers are like a giant antenna which is why the aircraft carrier does nothing but to go round and round.

I was shocked when I discovered the truth, I then exposed this app for what it is, a massive spy machine. After exhausting research i then developed a devise to counteract the destructive spying which then made it possible to play the game. It is called the CROCKOFCRAP MODEL 789-385

Please read the reviews of my product below


VON HULK says: this is a must-have device, it works great. The smartest thing I ever did was to buy your product. Thank you DAVY.

ZEBRA says. Wow DAVY I wouldn't be the number 1 dogfighter if it wasn't for your devise. I would have paid double for this. Thank you so much sir.

DESTROYER says, my KDR was actually improved after I installed the CROCKOFCRAP 739. You are my hero DAVY




I would recommend you buying this product. Just send me your credit card information. I hope I have been of help.



ZUP, I AM SO SORRY THAT DAVY SPILLED THE BEANS, HE GOT OUT OF HIS STRAIGHT JACKET, THEN SOME HOW ESCAPED FROM THE PADDED ROOM WE KEEP HIM IN....I PROMISE NOT TO FALL ASLEEP WHEN ITS MY TURN TO WATCH HIM!!!
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The voices in my head are telling me that you all are making fun of me. I bet most of you work for the government right, huh huh. Using your fake names while trying to be incognito while giving ZUPERMAN hush money to keep quiet about the improper use of spying carriers. I'm on to you and your tricks.

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