This is an awesome song.
ENGLISH TRANSLATE: How’s it going slowpoke?
You sleep until midday with a dream that started when the sun rose…yadon
Isn’t your pink tail a little over-boiled? I wonder what it was like before…yadon
Your huge mouth is always open like a combini [Japanese convenience store]…yadon
Your sweet tail is sometimes a snack for kids…yadon
You move so slow photos don’t blur, is that what you’re proud of?…yadooon
Chorus
If your tail comes off it grows back so don’t worry…yadon
The name given to you was “idiot” Pokemon…yadon
A three syllable word starting with “Ya” and ending with “n” is…yakan! (kettle)
You fish with your tail but don’t notice if you get a bite, or if it gets away…yadon
I don’t recommend “yadon” if you’re playing “oshiritori” [Japanese word game]..yadon
Chorus
With one yawn you cover people in rain, like some kind of fabled rain dance…yadon
But for a while now there’s not even a cloud, so what happened to that fable?…yadon
If a Shelder bites your tail you become a Slowbrow – even your evolution is stupid…yadon
Where ever you go in the world there’s slowpoke, even behind you!..yadon
Yamakake, Tsukimi, Tempura, Gomoku, Karee Nanban… Udon! [Names of foods]
Chorus
A big nut fell on your head but it didn’t hurt…yadon
Why are your ears twisted round in a coil?…yadon
When you suddenly say “Yaan” is it because that nut from before hurts now?…yadon
Sometimes you’re slowbro, sometimes slowking or just as you are…yadon
You look happy all together in a circle with your tails in your mouths…yadon