ITS A HOAX!!!! HES REALLY ONLY MAJOR GENERAL!!!! AND HE CANT EVEN LAND ON HIS WHEELS (HINT HINT DEST.....IVE GOT EVIDENCE OF IT!) ALSO....I HAVE EVIDENCE OF HIS INABILITY TO NOT ACTUALLY FAIL TO NOT MAKE MORAF.
that being said....good job...and just look through this....youre gonna get mnore outta this than the normal noob; cause youre a special noob!
i met you back when you were (actually) a noob (not just a skilled noob like you are now bro) first thing we did together was on duckwing mountain....and you just couldnt land....and today you managed to land not once, but twice on your wheels....such accomplishmets are what define you as a
MORAF noob, or an advanced noob. ( youre : !) do you remember the first thing you said to me? porobably not....but it was april....and now its.....(crap what month is it anyway?) oh well...now its some month (youve put too much lead in myu bro....im losing my memory from it)....or it could be from that \nasty knock your damn parachute gave me today....anyway....its been some amount of time...and now youre a
MORAF advanced noob. im glad that you allowed me to bve there among all your [M]&[M]s that you call squadmates....(you really need to train hulk better or not let him out of his cage around people....he killed me twice from a tank that mission....and i was on his team....) im also glad that you finally decided to stop procrastinating (although its a very strong personality trait of yours and looks really good on you) and actually made the game happen....i thought i was going to have to start the game myself and let you miss out on making moraf......
Anyway....CONGRATZ BRO!!!
Link to youtube video
just in case the video isnt working
oh and incase you get a swelled head....just remember this time....