Well,......I'm posting this as a special service to you great Dogfight pilots out there.

Remember: YOU GOT JUST 5 WEEKS TO GET YOURSELVES ON THE 'NICE' LIST!

So take a hard long look at yourself and clean up your act.

You can post here what your resolutions are for the next weeks, and I'll put in a good word with my boss.

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What kind of cookies you like? Whole milk or skim?

I don't care what your disclaimer says, if the big guy in the red suit doesn't gimme what I want, I'm suing YOU.

Oh, regarding your question, I'm going to address people more thoughtfully and politely during the next 6 weeks.

Manfred

Dear Manfred,

I don't think we are getting of on the right foot here......but your pre christmas resolution sounds sencere.
Your application for a mediation on our part is still pending, but since you are already on the 'nice list', which might supprise you, we find it best for all involved in this matter that we refrain from mediation on your behalf.

For further information about your ordered goods, however, we advise you to take that up with Mr. Clause in person.

Yours sencerely,

R. Rednose

C.E.O. Rednose Mediation

Rudolf Rednose wrote: Your application for a mediation on our part is still pending, but since you are already on the 'nice list', which might supprise you, we find it best for all involved in this matter that we refrain from mediation on your behalf.

And what is it anyway with you incense-burning meditation types? Go DO something, not just think about it or hum about it. Barefoot puffy-panted cross-legged with your tender palms facing upward! "Incensed" means you are burning mad; it's not something you burn to get spacey faced. Peace my ass!

Oh, 'mediation.' Why didn't you say so. Never mind.

Dr CurtisShoe wrote: What kind of cookies you like? Whole milk or skim?

do you think he'll accept marshmellows and hot coco ?

Dear Manfred,

Sorry you feel that way. It really is refreshing to meet people that have a very different view on reality than ones own.
Insence?........we smoke tundra moss (Calliergon giganteum) here on the north pole.

If you would excuse my candour, I would like to encourage you not to procrastinate putting your pre christmas resolution into practice.

Thanks for your swift responce,

R. Rednose.

Anything with choclat would do just fine!

Quick question, is 6 weeks actually 42 in dog or wolf weeks? In that case, I have more time to work on my long list and being a good wolf!


OOOOOooooOOOOoooo

Dire

Well Direwolf,

Those weeks will seem to go 7 times faster for you.....if wolfyears are equal to dogyears.

But wolves are not really my expertise.
Nothing personal, but in our family we have a rather ambiguous view on your kind.

So I think you are a bit on your own here. But if you can't come to an agreement with my employer, please let me know.
Being a fellow dogfighter, I won't let you been thrown to the wolves.

My resolution is to get Whip moved the nice list this year! It's the best and most difficult task I could think of.


I will be sending my letter to Santa soon with my wish list.

Dear sister Sisyfus,

There are some things that take forever, but are still worth it.

RR