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Super Spooky Halloween Stories with Mac 10 years 11 months ago #223245
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It is Halloween tomorrow. The spookiest time of year! But it wouldn't be Halloween without some spooky stories. So, I have acquired a compilation of hair-raising, jaw-dropping, and horrifying short stories, to properly get you into the mood for spooky!
Warning: these stories are incredibly spooky, and not meant for children
If you have a history of epilepsy, seizures, brain tumors, or heart attacks, do proceed with caution
I would like to begins with a poem:
"Razors in your candy"
There are no razors in your candy
Apples, or granola:
But there is an excellent chance
They've been laced with ebola.
SPOOOOOOOOOOKY This next one is called "Spooky, scary skeletons". "We will all be spooky, scary skeletons one day. What we do until then matters not." I'll be writing then off rapid fire now, a series of short stories. "'Twas a dark and stormy night, and every Walmart was replaced by a Hot Topic!" #2Spoox4me #420blazeit "It was a dark and stormy night, and Adam Sandler announced he is going to.make a movie every month for eternity!" #4spooks2me "Tonight a girl with no face will be in your closet, and she'll stretch out your favorite sweatpants!" #666spocks4me "It was a dark and stormy night, and PR Ace became Global Moderator!" #2spooks4me "It was a dark and stormy night, and Jon Snow is dead!" SPOOOOOOOOOOOOKY!!! "It was a dark and stormy night, and Jersey Shore is playing on every channel!" #2Snookie4me "It was a dark and stormy night, and Cricket gained the ability to teleport to any enemy base!" #2sookie4me "It was a dark and stormy night, and 111th merged with M.O.M!" SPOOOOOOOOOOOOKY! "It was a dark and stormy night, and Windows 8.1 users were out of sync!" #2real4someapparently "It was a dark and stormy night, and Curtisshoe left Dogfight forever!" #Ermagherddatisspookie Come back next time, for more SPOOKY stories with Mac! You're getting predictable, guys. You can do better, right?
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