Recently, Dragoness made a thread with a song she wrote, and I was like "That's pretty cool." So I thought I'd be like "Let's do a thing, and it'll be cool and stuff."

So, this is a thread where you put down lyrics for songs that we dreamers, schemers, and screamers wrote.

I've written a couple songs, for friends who were like "Mac, she broke my heart man, I need a song", or "Dude, can you write a love song for me and Shaylie?"

And I'd be like "whatever man." And I'd write a song. I only ever wrote one song for myself, after my girlfriend died. I'll find that, and copy-a.d-paste it from somewhere on the internet. Yeah. That'll be a thing.

So, um, if you like writing glorified poetry, go ahead, dump your stuff here.


One rule: if you like to "hit the bowl", so to speak, no more than two songs a day. Because that's just cheating, man. Pot is the PED of musicians. That, and my dealer friend went to prison, so I don't got much access. Besides Joe. And he smells funny.