I mostly try not to talk to people....

on the rare occasion that i do feel compelled to call someone something other than what they wish to be called, i have a few nicknames. Ahem.
Mac!, i recently found out, is definitely not soup (some of u may get that reference, others may not) so next time i see him i will definitely call him soup. Ha.
Also, i have all kinds of nicknames that i simply do no use for fear of offending. So if by these next names some people get offended, i have to things to say. #1 im sorry. #2. To be honest my life is not centered on not offending sensitive people, so i really couldnt care less.
Hulk=VonBooger
Thulsa Doom=The Doom of power (in reference to The One Ring poem where i replaced the word ring with doom. If confused ask her)
Horriblebreast=uni-breast
Wig=toupee
Anyone that irritates me for whatever reason=shampoo. (Idk y but apparently most people get mad if i call them shampoo repeatedly against their wishes. So naturally that is exactly what i do)
Now i have more but at the time thats all i can think of. And i usually dont even call people these things (except shampoo). They r just names iv though of before