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UPDATE PROBLEMS, I NEED HELP 11 years 1 month ago #212039

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hello all, since the update my game is very frustrating, here are my symptoms

1. Zepgames are extremly lagging but it's been like that before the update

2. My plane is now very un steady

3. My bullets seem to fly right through the plane, sometimes register hits and the blue near me will get the kill

4. I fired directly into a tank and never registered a hit

5. I can't shoot someone down without getting shot down myself seconds later

6. I hate that little man, I HATE HIM. I'm getting very few kills from my shoot now

7. I can hit a chute by firing into the very top of the chute however if the chute is far away I cannot kill chute BUT THE CHUTE ALWAYS KILLS ME.

8. I get shot down really easy, almost uncanny, even noobs are having their way with me.

I haven't been able to figure out how to counteract this update. I deleted dogfight and reinstalled, did not help

I really struggle in a bomb base or bomb hanger, it's very frustrating, NOTHING SEEMS TO HELP.

DOES ANYONE ELSE HAVE THESE PROBLEMS


ZUPERMAN IF THERE IS ANYTHING YOU CAN DO THEN PLEASE HELP, this is so far the worst update I've ever had

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UPDATE PROBLEMS, I NEED HELP 11 years 1 month ago #212047

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I thought it was just me but I can't hit nothing since last update


Think you're going Crazy? Great! When you get there look me up and I'll show you around.

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UPDATE PROBLEMS, I NEED HELP 11 years 1 month ago #212052

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It seems you may have my profile , cos I always play like that. Lol .....just keep practising and when you've been playing a little bit longer you will get the hang of it....PRAISE DAVY...he is human after all ( with all due respect of course). Ps ..while you are still playing like that , any chance of an eval...lmao :whistle:
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UPDATE PROBLEMS, I NEED HELP 11 years 1 month ago #212056

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Sounds like typical gameplay for me. Seems to me since the update that allowed custom paint jobs the lag has been very bad. Now with the pilot in cockpit its even worse.

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UPDATE PROBLEMS, I NEED HELP 11 years 1 month ago #212058

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I have an instructional and self help book just completed. "How to win in the new Dogfight world" For the low introductory, one time offer, you can get this book for only 29.99. But wait theres more! If you order in the next 10 minutes you also get my other book, "Secrets of getting people to send you money!" For no additional fee. Thats right! A 19.95 value just for ordering " How to win in the new Dogfight world" Act now, dont delay, supplies are limited!



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UPDATE PROBLEMS, I NEED HELP 11 years 1 month ago #212062

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Lol lol, thanks guys. Maybe I do need a book.

I'm now scared to enter a bomb base or carrier game, I do so much better in the CTC or kill the zep.

I can't protect the zep because I can't kill the red lol
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UPDATE PROBLEMS, I NEED HELP 11 years 1 month ago #212079

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[*M] MISFIT CROCKETT wrote: hello all, since the update my game is very frustrating, here are my symptoms


Davy, youre issues aren't caused by dogfight....

1. Zepgames are extremly lagging but it's been like that before the update - lag (caused by the new ufos hiding in the games)

2. My plane is now very un steady - here davy, I hate to tell you....but you've developed a severe case of OMS (old man syndrome) so far there is no cure.....

3. My bullets seem to fly right through the plane, sometimes register hits and the blue near me will get the kill - aliens

4. I fired directly into a tank and never registered a hit - aliens

5. I can't shoot someone down without getting shot down myself seconds later - well that isn't an issue anymore.....you sure shot me several times without a return shot....

6. I hate that little man, I HATE HIM. I'm getting very few kills from my shoot now - no comment....I mean...its a weather balloon....

7. I can hit a chute by firing into the very top of the chute however if the chute is far away I cannot kill chute BUT THE CHUTE ALWAYS KILLS ME. - I must have the same issue as #6 then.....

8. I get shot down really easy, almost uncanny, even noobs are having their way with me. - this here davy....this sounds like a personal problem....some people just have these urges to do stuff....RESIST THE URGE DAVY!!! RESIST IT!!!! DONT GO BUY A WHITE VAN!!! DONT GO HANDING OUT CANDY TO LITTLE KIDS!!!!!
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