So, just for funsidoodles (it's a word, okay?), I've decided to look through some of the top squads and see which ones would hypotheticaly be best in Squad Wars. I say hypothetically for a reason. What I've done is taken FOUR pilots from each of the top squadrons, and balanced out who I thought would win the most matches. Thus, I've created two lists.
One is pure fantasy: for the top-heavy squadrons, what would happen if their four best pilots flew together?
The other is more realistic. The quality of players available at any given time factors more heavily into this one.
LIST ONE: The superstars.
1) M.O.M
Wig, BStrachan, BlueMax, ________
I didn't know who the fourth should be. The three who came to mind were Crazywolf, B.52, and Cricket. If I forgot someone obvious, perhaps someone from the depths of the anals- er, annals, of M.O.M lore. There are 50 MOMRAFS to choose from, after all.
1b) NLR.
XxXxX, 420, Ishan Sang, McFate.
Seriously, how could these guys lose? Ishan Sang is possibly the best head-on shooter I've faced whose name doesn't rhyme with "true wax". Every time he enters my sight, BOOM, I'm dead.
And McFate and 420 AND XxXxX, all spinning around you? Absolutely terrifying. I wouldn't see this Fantastic Four (catchy name, came up with it myself) giving an inch.
2) 121st Misfits.
VonHulk, Misfit Crockett, Monster Cannon, Bhfoust.
I'll probably take flak for putting this squad in third. I'm sorry, look at who was above you. That's tough to beat. Not knocking you guys, either. I've seen my fair share of 40-9 missions out of all four of these wickedly talented brothers.
3) Lafayette Escadrille
ZebraUp, Ziza, Treybien43, That One Guy Whose Name I Can Never Remember But Kill Me A Lot Because He's Pretty Good.
Let's face it. NOT having Ziza on this list would be a downright embarrassment. He's plausibly the best turnfighter in Dogfight, and the only pilot with 10,000+ kills and less than 1000 deaths. And these other three can more than pull their own weight.
4) The next two.
Enigma, 111th Falcons
These squadrons are the oldest in the game, and while they don't have the current Star Power of the four already named squadrons, they've probably got some brilliance hidden in the shadows.
LIST TWO
This list is based on size and depth. For me, the #1 is obviously
1) M.O.M
185+ pilots, of which 50 are MORAF, and nearly 150 are active. This squadron is the one whose tag usually designates the highest ranked player in any given game. That, and of course, the
1b) 121st Misfits.
The second-biggest squadron in dogfight, this big, slightly smelly family is primed to consistently send winning teams into squad wars.
3) Devils Dragons
The squadron with a reputation for giving second chances, these guys have a chip on their shoulder. Watch out for them in the near future
4) Legends/Gunners Inc.
Two relatively new squadrons that developed a core of talent that is rapidly growing together, the number of similarities between these two squadrons is striking. Both developed by passionate creators and sustained by level-headed logicians, these two are names to remember, and forces to be reckoned with whenever this happens.
5) Black Sheep.
Honestly, I'm joking, but the thought literally made me Laugh Out Loud. Hey, did you know that the acronym for "laugh out loud" is "lol?"I'll have to start using that.
But seriously, Pluribus vs. the world. That sounds like a tv show. In this case, a sitcom. I'm kidding, I love you Pluribus.
That's the end of this list, folks. I'm completely ready to get absolutely shredded by Misfits, Falcons, and Zuperman for not including Dogfight Clan (it's a real squadron, you know), but I'll take it. Anything for a little classic, sensationalist debate. Let the hate begin!
Mac