So it has come to my attention that there seems to be an endless supply of complaints to Zuperman, unkind words to others, and a terribly severe lack of jokes on the dogfight forum. It is my opinion and therefore fact that dogfight forum is need of more laughter. This situation is unacceptable. I can see the delightful burden of fixing this catastrophe is resting on my shoulders. So this is me calling out to all of u jokesters who find great joy in knowing ur stupidity has brought some happiness into someone else's life. I have created this thread in hopes that some people will find it in their hearts to share with the world the hilarious, gut wrenching, knee slapping, drink spitting jokes and riddles that we all have heard or made up over the years. I do not know if anyone will post anything here or if everyone will say, "Pfffft, what dingle berry! What kind of herpa derp doofas would try to bring more smiles and laughter into the world? Thats just outrageous! What a turd!" If u r one of those people and u hate smiles, all i can say is, "Hahahhahahahahahhahahaha. Deal with it." So anyhoo, feel free, e'er body, to share with us ur humorous humor. O and btw, i am aware that there is an abundance of immaturity in this society, but i am hoping that here on dogfight forum we will keep our jokes and riddles clean. And not stupid. And very funny. Remember that. Only funny stuff allowed here. This is where we go to release the humor of our inner selves that we try to hide so as not to humiliate ourselves. Here there is no humiliation. Unless u say something humiliating. In which case u may feel obliged to be humiliated if u wish. I will begin the laughter with a loud, bold, and joyful, "HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHA, HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH!!!!!" Tee hee.
Here ends the input of Leonidas, your Spartan king
I take my leave

I'll Take A Ho

I second that!!!

Well then Mr DoGss, here is ur Ho, ahem: Ho! There u have it. Enjoy.