After 16 months as a lone pilot I think I should probably join a squad, particularly if this squad war thing gets going ( mind you it's been talked about since I first started) so who wants me?
I can offer:
Very ordinary kdr usually 3 - 10 in the negative
Only fly straight ( none of those fancy spins one stuff, get to dizzy)
Always carry bomb ( even in capture carrier ya never know who could be parked on ship)
Am at level 22 and have been for 3 months
Have no idea how to join a squad.
Your would need to take my phone and physically join me up as I'm that far computer illiterate.
Any ways how tempting I am for your squad!

Heff006 wrote: After 16 months as a lone pilot I think I should probably join a squad, particularly if this squad war thing gets going ( mind you it's been talked about since I first started) so who wants me?
I can offer:
Very ordinary kdr usually 3 - 10 in the negative
Only fly straight ( none of those fancy spins one stuff, get to dizzy)
Always carry bomb ( even in capture carrier ya never know who could be parked on ship)
Am at level 22 and have been for 3 months
Have no idea how to join a squad.
Your would need to take my phone and physically join me up as I'm that far computer illiterate.
Any ways how tempting I am for your squad!

You would be more than welcome at The Looney Bin, you seem to fit our humour and your stance against certain players is hilarious

Your more than welcome to join GUNNERS INC SQUAD..

Heff i have flown with and against you quite a bit. I think you would make a great [M]isfit

Heff006 wrote: After 16 months as a lone pilot I think I should probably join a squad, particularly if this squad war thing gets going ( mind you it's been talked about since I first started) so who wants me?
I can offer:
Very ordinary kdr usually 3 - 10 in the negative
Only fly straight ( none of those fancy spins one stuff, get to dizzy)
Always carry bomb ( even in capture carrier ya never know who could be parked on ship)
Am at level 22 and have been for 3 months
Have no idea how to join a squad.
Your would need to take my phone and physically join me up as I'm that far computer illiterate.
Any ways how tempting I am for your squad!

Sir Heff, I would love to see you join the 121stMisfits, it always good to see you in game. My suggestion to you is to read the first post of every squad. To see what their rules are. Then check out the member posts, see which one will fit you the best. If you have any questions please feel free to PM me.

Join the smaller squads. We need more than 3 or 4 Large squadrons. Go for the small ones.

Hello,
I am here from the LEGENDS!!! We are a strong squad yet where not a massive squad. We have a total of 33 members and more than half of us are level 20 or above and a bunch of pilots level 18 and 19. We have 4 pilots close to level 31 which is MORAF and those pilots are Spitfire, CC Rider, Killer and Evermec. Spitfire is the squad leader and I am 2nd Command. We hope to see you soon!!

And if none of this works, im pretty sure Davey Crockett has a book he can sell you for roughly $29.99.........on how to properly join a squad.

Funny you should mention that, just so happens I did write a book. " HOW TO BECOME SUCCESSFUL SQUAD MEMBER" by DAVY Crockett.

Book gives you overview of all squadrons
Book gives you overview of all members
Book has applications of all squadrons


So be successful today. Order my book.

Davy Crockett wrote: Funny you should mention that, just so happens I did write a book. " HOW TO BECOME SUCCESSFUL SQUAD MEMBER" by DAVY Crockett.

Book gives you overview of all squadrons
Book gives you overview of all members
Book has applications of all squadrons


So be successful today. Order my book.

its funny how I knew this post would be about a book you wrote and that is for sale when I saw your name on the 'last post by...' part of the thread...

Join Blazing Bullets!!!! The Best of the Best..I am sure u'll like it

Davy Crockett wrote: Funny you should mention that, just so happens I did write a book. " HOW TO BECOME SUCCESSFUL SQUAD MEMBER" by DAVY Crockett.

Book gives you overview of all squadrons
Book gives you overview of all members
Book has applications of all squadrons


So be successful today. Order my book.

Thank you Davy, your book obviously showed him to the craziest squad in town....

HEFF006 IS OFFICIALLY A LOON

Let us known when you're finally ready to join us Davy, you have to be the craziest non loon around!

I don't have a squad either...
Forever Alone...

Allied wrote: I don't have a squad either...
Forever Alone...

joined the looney bin seems a good fit

Allied wrote: I don't have a squad either...
Forever Alone...

You'd needn't be alone

Please see this as your official invitation to the craziest place in town, The Looney Bin!