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on second thought my wife might get mad about that! 
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Will someone be my VALENTINE 11 years 7 months ago #162805
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I can't get you flowers Davy, otherwise my wife will expect them, and they just cost too much. So my plan is to get some tomorrow when they are on sale and surprise her a day later!
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Will someone be my VALENTINE 11 years 7 months ago #162831
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I'll be your Valentine!
 Im already RED ! Just dont get to excited with that shotgun this time!  
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Will someone be my VALENTINE 11 years 7 months ago #162855
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What no flowers yet, only 6 responders, a couple of dinner requests until the wife finds out about it, IS THIS ALL
The only two takers were a big green dude and a ancient lady. (I can get that at home) FOX is kinda cute though, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I WANT A DOGFIGHT VALENTINE, IM CRYING AGAIN. I WANT MORE RESPONDERS AND AT 6 PM east time I will announce the winner of who I will pick for my VALENTINE. 
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Will someone be my VALENTINE 11 years 7 months ago #162864
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Sorry DENT, I'm looking for someone i dont have to share my DEPENDS and ENSURE with.
You Oklahoma boys go through a lot of depends i hear.
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Will someone be my VALENTINE 11 years 7 months ago #162876
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Lol! No worries Davy  My commanding officer was choking me so bad I couldn't even stick my tongue out in a photogenic way 
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Will someone be my VALENTINE 11 years 7 months ago #162890
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Dear DAVY,
I must rescind my offer. You are obviously too fickle for me. I thought you wanted a WOMAN of your age with class. You, Sir, have none. I offer to console you in your time of need and you insult me, then make passes at little BOYS like DENT. You are now free to marry your Valentine in 17 states. My best wishes for your happiness. Mrs. CROCKETT, I have your back, girl. Kick the virgin to the curb and I will drive the bus over his skinny butt. With a broken heart on this day of love, BIRDBRAINBESSE (Now, I'M crying!) I WAS YOUNGER...
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Will someone be my VALENTINE 11 years 7 months ago #162895
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Sorry to Oklahomans i insulted. I didn't mean you all wear depends, just most lol
Still no dent, I'm getting calls from child services. Hope my computer is not being monitored now. And birdbrain, I'm sorry but I don't do winkles anymore , do you have a daughter. 
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Will someone be my VALENTINE 11 years 7 months ago #162919
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For a 63 year old guy, with a SKINNY-BUTT & WRINKLES
& with breasts bigger than DOLLY, you sure are picky.
No wrinkles? Daughter? More than you, but not by much. Granddaughter? Nope. You still have more... Great-granddaughter? Closer....but your butt sags more. Great-Great granddaughter? Not yet...you have jowls. Great-great-great granddaughter..........nevermind......you've met. 
HAPPY EVERYONE ELSE BAG IT! I WAS YOUNGER...
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Will someone be my VALENTINE 11 years 7 months ago #162927
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Dear BIRD, I am so sorry i hurt you especially since finding out you still have lots of money.
I love you to, in fact I wanted to send you something really special today BUT THE MAILMAN TOOK THE STAMP OFF MY SKINNY BUTT AND MADE ME GET OUT OF THE MAILBOX.
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Will someone be my VALENTINE 11 years 7 months ago #162929
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Fake stamp! Cheep! Your butt is to skinny to hold a stamp.
Yes, I have money....1,000,000 $ for starters.....new tree for DENT. LOOKS OR $$$ ? I HAVE BOTH! TOO LATE SUCKER! (You cheap son of a gun.) I'm not here just for my good looks and tighttail-feathers.....my sister likes a man who can handle his tools...... 
"Have a GANDER. I KNOW you love a GOOSE! I WAS YOUNGER...
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Will someone be my VALENTINE 11 years 7 months ago #162945
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Funny... Good to see Besse back in town!
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