Now that I have photobucket up and going, figured I would share the ship inspection I did the other day. If Rajun Cajun had not won the dogfight then I would have put a hole in the bottom of the ship...I took a pic instead of hitting fire

Nice clean hull free of barnacles.. must be S.H.I.E.L.D.'s exclusive polymers in the paint on those flying carriers lol!

ZebraUp wrote: Nice clean hull free of barnacles.. must be S.H.I.E.L.D.'s exclusive polymers in the paint on those flying carriers lol!

As a Marine Parts and Service Manager, I recommend the Pettit Paints anti-fouling paint process for saltwater applications - it makes your hull clean up in a jiffy, usually just a high-pressure wash is all you need, without the use of acid-based hull cleaners. I sold hundreds of gallons of that stuff to Echoboom in Shark White, which blends in nicely with the grey hull of those carriers - only the boys at the dry dock will ever know its even painted!
Call Captain PorkDaddy's Marine Cash & Carry now, YES NOW! The first 50 callers will receive a "Someone went to the underground tunnels and all I got was this t-shirt" collector shirt - ABSOLUTELY FREE!
1-800-PORKDDY, that's 1-800-PORKDDY - operators are standing by.

Yea...but I was looking for zebra mussels...

DO NOT, AND I MEAN DO NOT LISTEN TO PORKFINGER. he is a con artist. Think about people , look at it closely, it's not the ocean, ITS A LAKE, A FRESHWATER LAKE.

And think about it folks, WHY WOULD A COUPLE OF CARRIERS BE FLOATING AROUND IN CIRCLES IN A STUPID LAKE. What strategic value could it have, the closest building is the Jolly Roger. ARE YOU EVEN CURIOUS?

This is obviously some kind of conspiracy and I have written a book on the subject.

The book is called "THE GUIDE TO PROPER CARRIER OPERATIONS AND THE CONSPIRACIES THAT DRIVE THEM" by Davy Crockett. Only $19.99 except for dogfight members where you receive at $1.00 discount. Please PM me for further info.

DO NOT LET THE CON ARTIST PIG( or whatever his name is) fraud you out of your hard earned money.

This has been a public service announcement.

You sir are A LIAR! A LIAR! And anyone you gives you their credit card info will see charges from Ashleymadison.com on their next statement! That's the last time I give you my credit card info - how the hell did you manage to spend over $200 of my money there? And you told me she was a consultant who could help fix my connectivity problems! Well Mr. Davy Crocksh** I'm still suffering from Connectile Dysfunction and I don't see her name in the yellow pages ANYWHERE under computer consultants!
You sir are the con artist of DF forum and I'm telling the mods about your schemes! I have a sneaking suspicion there will be hefty shipping and handling charges on that book that you are not disclosing!

Call ME a con artist! Ha!

And folks, if you call now, YES NOW, we'll include a special framed collectors edition map of the Dogfight underground signed by Paul Mantz Jr - ABSOLUTELY FREE! Operators are still standing by! That number again, 1-800-PORKDDY - 1-800-PORKDDY! Call NOOOOW!

EDIT: How can you trust a guy who doesn't even have a freaking BANNER?

You know, I am feeling a lot of hot air around here. I mean come on. Who was the one who did the inspection? Hello???

Look, we all know that everyone wants to be the big name and show off with this and that, but when it comes down to it the guy who deserves to get paid is the one doing the job.

I think its safe to say that seeing how I am the one who got down and dirty then I should be the one receiving profit. So, I will have to remove the inspection report unless I am guaranteed a 70/30 split off the profits of you to wise guys.

That's all I got to say about that.

Don't forget folks when you put lipstick on pork ITS STILL A PIG.

I MEAN COME ON FOLKS, CAN YOU ACTUALLY TRUST SOMEONE WHO LIKE TO WALLO IN MUD. AND WHATS UP WITH THAT SUPERMAN FLYING PIG LOOK ANYHOW.

Buy my book, you will be happy you did.

Davy Crockett wrote: Don't forget folks when you put lipstick on pork ITS STILL A PIG.

I MEAN COME ON FOLKS, CAN YOU ACTUALLY TRUST SOMEONE WHO LIKE TO WALLO IN MUD. AND WHATS UP WITH THAT SUPERMAN FLYING PIG LOOK ANYHOW.

Buy my book, you will be happy you did.

Yeah, and when you put lipstick on a married internet date she's still a....a....oh crap on you Davy and your book! At least I'm helping to keep the North American boats free of barnacles and harmful deposits! Your book just gives North Americans something to prop doors open with to move out of their broken homes!

And for your information Davy, the waters those carriers are floating in (or flying over) is BRACKISH! Those carriers needed salt water protection to remain looking that good! Hmph!

Please do not make associations between the flying aircraft carriers and the Jolly Roger. At least not publicly. If you have inquiries on the subject, please drop a note at the place designated by your handler back when you were introduced to the Company.

If you do not know your drop location and have no idea what a handler is, please look here at this little light. All the answers are contained... here.

This is just the beginning!!

You mark my words! It'll be UFO's next!

Ye have been warned !!!

Porkfinger wrote:

Davy Crockett wrote: Don't forget folks when you put lipstick on pork ITS STILL A PIG.

I MEAN COME ON FOLKS, CAN YOU ACTUALLY TRUST SOMEONE WHO LIKE TO WALLO IN MUD. AND WHATS UP WITH THAT SUPERMAN FLYING PIG LOOK ANYHOW.

Buy my book, you will be happy you did.

Yeah, and when you put lipstick on a married internet date she's still a....a....oh crap on you Davy and your book! At least I'm helping to keep the North American boats free of barnacles and harmful deposits! Your book just gives North Americans something to prop doors open with to move out of their broken homes!

And for your information Davy, the waters those carriers are floating in (or flying over) is BRACKISH! Those carriers needed salt water protection to remain looking that good! Hmph!

DAVY SAYS, HOGWASH, HOGWASH. Pardon the pun.

First my internet dates dont wear lipstick and I wouldn't exactly call them dates. I call them associates.

Second my books are very informative, yes they can prop open doors but they also stimulate the mind. Only $19.99 for a book that will stimulate your mind to complete satisfaction. What better reading can you get then reading about carrier operations and the conspiracy that drives them.

MANFRED, I kept looking into the light for the meaning of HANDLER, are you talking the "air handler" of the flight-deck. I have donated a complete chapter on the air handler and the conspiracies that surround them.

Come on folks, if you are the 100th person to send me the $19.99 you can win up to $100,000 dollars. That's right folks, you can win $100,000.

As for PORKFINGER I say again HOGWASH HOGWASH AND HOGWASH.

Davy what a deal ,I want the first 100 copies . Just take the money out of my wining ,I email you where you can send the rest.

All I know Pork is that after I painted the bottom of my boat with that anti-fouling paint I got from you, when I put it in the water it killed all the fish in my lake!

I just need a pint

zebra you must have ordered the lead based paint

After exhaustive research I have discovered that the paint is defective that PORK is selling which is why the water is black!

My research has concluded his paint comes from CHINA

Environmental agency's has been contacted.

Davy Crockett wrote: After exhaustive research I have discovered that the paint is defective that PORK is selling which is why the water is black!

My research has concluded his paint comes from CHINA

Environmental agency's has been contacted.

So the EPA has been contacted? Good! All the bass & catfish in my lake are floating belly-up! It stinks like Mike's unwashed 2 week-old laundry pile!
Maybe we can bring together a class action lawsuit against Pork & the makers of that anti-fouling paint?

But to be fair I have to say nothing is growing on the hull of my boat.. no barnacles, no zebra mussels, & heck I even saw a squirrel get too close to it while it was sitting on it's trailer get dizzy and pass out.. I had to move the little fella away from it so it could recover.

You applied the process YOURSELF? And put it right in the water without curing properly! Jeez man, of course the fish are dead! Every product sold has clear instructions and regulations with it! But no barnacles or mussels eh? He he! Lives up to the Porkdaddy satisfaction guarantee!
Still have a few (almost all) t-shirts and special edition framed underground maps signed by Pauk Mantz Jr available absolutely FREE with your order folks!
Look below for Zebras testimonial on how great the product is!

That's why he's flying, HE IS FLYING AWAY FROM ALL HIS CON ARTIST TRICKS AND FLYING AWAY FROM HIS EVIRONMENTAL DISASTER THAT HE HAS CREATED. Look at that smile, how crooked is that, and he's giving you all the middle finger as he is flying away. He thinks you cant reginize him with his sunglasses on.

Read about him in my book, only $19.99, $18.88 for dogfight members.

Porkfinger wrote: You applied the process YOURSELF? And put it right in the water without curing properly! Jeez man, of course the fish are dead! Every product sold has clear instructions and regulations with it! But no barnacles or mussels eh? He he! Lives up to the Porkdaddy satisfaction guarantee!
Still have a few (almost all) t-shirts and special edition framed underground maps signed by Pauk Mantz Jr available absolutely FREE with your order folks!
Look below for Zebras testimonial on how great the product is!

Yes I applied it myself & I followed the instructions as well as allowing it to cure properly.. but as for regulations why was it mailed to me in a box labeled Reck!ess Butt Oinkment? Trying to sneak it past the US/Canadian border inspectors I bet!

Guys when you come into the Jolly Roger, please close the door quickly behind you. There are a bunch of two-headed squirrels running around down by the water, don't know where they came from.

I'M P.O.ED!

PORKBUTT is pimping me out for FREE? And you guys allow it?

You all know that I'm PRICELESS!

A SMART chandler would have recommended U.S. PAINT'S AWL products . With all the other chemical parts needed, the profit is more substantial. It is also a much better product.

As far as bottom paint on fresh water/trailer boats, it's not needed. Race wax it and go faster and better gas usage.

PORKBUTT.....YOU MY FRIEND ARE NO BUSINESSMAN!

I know of what I speak....

You are absolutely correct PAUL, i write about him in chapter two of my new book "CARRIER OPERATIONS AND THE CONSPIRACIES THAT DRIVE THEM" for only 19.99. Buy the book PAUL, I know u will like it. I can give you the address to send the money to.

GOOD TO SEE U AGAIN PAUL

AHH!
"OKAY PEOPLE LISTEN UP! The heat is on again, pack up what you can in 10 minutes and leave the rest! I need someone on shredder duty and another on fire setup right now, you know how this works! We'll set up in the next city as usual...MOVE PEOPLE!

And someone send Paul Mantz Jr a royalty check, we don't need the EPA, Davy Crocksh**, AND him chasing behind us

You win this round Davy

Damn, they moved, I really wanted some of that paint for my car, what with the floode n'all.