Dear TheGodOfGods, the real one,

I didn't want to have to do this in public, but since you can't seem to return private messages in a timely manner you leave me little choice. I know you can still read this.
You are the most inconsiderate troll EVER. You keep me waiting for days to reply to my messages even though I can see that you opened them long ago. Now you've gotten banned....again....and I see you are logged in but STILL not returning my messages. Who could you possibly be talking to? I am the only friend you have "My Lord". Even still, I try to get you unbanned because I know you didn't make those calls, even though your cause for banning is apparently for the "strife" you repeatedly caused.
Lets talk about strife. We used to fly together, we used to laugh together, planning world domination, and now you hardly talk to me. And when we do actually play its "SKORN EXTERMINATE!" "MINION EXTERMINATE!" EXTERMINATE! I've changed my name for you so many times I don't know who I am anymore. What happened to the good times? Us exterminating together, me helping you up the stairs - did you think I enjoy lugging a 500lb pepper shaker up a flight of stairs? Never a "thank you" for my efforts. And if you touch me with that plunger again I swear I'm going to cut it off. I mean it this time.
I keep secrets for you, shoot friends down for you, and whatever else you ask, so stop treating me like a drone. I have "FEELINGS", does that compute, or should I tell you in binary?
I am the only one who knows who you are, and I deserve better than this. I keep asking when we will fly again, but you're always "busy", then I hear of all the places you've got your ass kicked ALONE. Too busy what? Too busy getting your ass kicked in Messines to pick up your phone and send me a freaking PM?

Unless you want to see me with a shiny new Cylon or C3P0 on either arm, you should be more considerate. Don't test us.

Stalker

just playing

Ok! I swear to... Well not him... But whoever... this one ain't me.

That's about freaking hilarious though.

Not me either, honest to... oh that joke's already taken.

Hell hath no fury like a monkey scorned.

Money see monkey poo

Aint me

I'm not sure if I am laughing or crying!!! Such a touching love story with a bit of humor!!!! Oh if I only had the book!

General jackson wrote: I'm not sure if I am laughing or crying!!! Such a touching love story with a bit of humor!!!! Oh if I only had the book!

I may try to buy the rights to it... Could be Dogfight's first best seller....

Ill buy the first one

GOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Man thank you I needed a good laugh lol

Jacklpe wrote:

General jackson wrote: I'm not sure if I am laughing or crying!!! Such a touching love story with a bit of humor!!!! Oh if I only had the book!

I may try to buy the rights to it... Could be Dogfight's first best seller....

"The Rise and Fall of the Impotent Omnipotent"

One of the many reasons why Kestrel and I didnt approve of the "godofgods".....yes him and I use lower case for a reason in reference to that pilot.

Might as well relax Swop. I don't think anyone was going to convert.

I understand and that wasnt all the point.....I was just saying that as a point of request for "respect" and/or pointing out a "lack of respect" thereof...

thanks for the concern good Jacklpe ...but jack....I was relaxed all along....

Im still laughing when i read this...

|111th| tSwopCaml wrote: I understand and that wasnt all the point.....I was just saying that as a point of request for "respect" and/or pointing out a "lack of respect" thereof...

thanks for the concern good Jacklpe ...but jack....I was relaxed all along....

Sorry to disappoint, but there is no love story here, save for the bit I hinted at for your amusement (you're really quite welcome). Some of you may have noticed that gog (spelled in lower case just for you) can be a bit of a drama queen and perhaps I've inadvertently caught some residuals. Someone get me a clean cloth.
I'd simply pose a question, if I may. Were you to find yourself the most hated/talked about/hunted villain in all the land, with but a single wingman, sidekick, or minion to call your friend, would you not at least extend this person the courtesy of returning messages within a reasonable, if not swift, timeframe? Your one single minion - an unstable one at the best of times -who knows your primary account identity and is most impatient at the worst of times, could reasonably expect a reply within 24 hours? 48? I'm thinking by 72 someone's feelings could potentially be hurt as they begin to believe they are being ignored. A person who could expose you to all who have been curious (and you've all been very curious) would you want to piss such a person off?
Forget about gog for a moment, but please do correct me if my feelings are unreasonable.
He is indeed testing us now. Most unwise. Perhaps curiosities will be satisfied soon.

If we can find Warner, we'll have him bring you some chocolates and a bottle of wine courtesy of the Jolly Roger, just to ease your pain.

WARNER!!!! Where are ya bud?

In the mean time, we're here for you to tell us all your troubles! We want you to be happy!

Never mind this little microphone.... I'm just gonna set it right here.... Ok, tell us all about it.

Monkeybones,

Reading your heartrending outcry for companionship has moved me. I am suddenly aware of an emptiness in my life that I did not know existed. I have just had the epiphany, that I have never had a minion. How tragic! Every lawman needs his loyal deputy. Marshall Dillon had Festus. The Lone Ranger had Tonto. Wyatt Earp had Doc Holiday. This poor Lawman has been left to fight it out alone. I cannot promise that I will be able to comfort you with constant communication and affirmation. Your neediness will probably go unfulfilled. But, you could be my deputy and help bring some law to this wild frontier. At last I am not utterly hated, but maybe I can get there... With a little help from my minion (I think that was the actual verse in the Beatles song). An entertaining thread... If you agree, you will have to pass the background check. I can't hang a star on just anyone...

TXLAWMAN wrote: Monkeybones,

Reading your heartrending outcry for companionship has moved me. I am suddenly aware of an emptiness in my life that I did not know existed. I have just had the epiphany, that I have never had a minion. How tragic! Every lawman needs his loyal deputy. Marshall Dillon had Festus. The Lone Ranger had Tonto. Wyatt Earp had Doc Holiday. This poor Lawman has been left to fight it out alone. I cannot promise that I will be able to comfort you with constant communication and affirmation. Your neediness will probably go unfulfilled. But, you could be my deputy and help bring some law to this wild frontier. At last I am not utterly hated, but maybe I can get there... With a little help from my minion (I think that was the actual verse in the Beatles song). An entertaining thread... If you agree, you will have to pass the background check. I can't hang a star on just anyone...

I will be your Barney and you my Andy. May I have my bullet now good Sheriff? We together will clean the streets of Mayberry..........

Max- I have seen you shoot! You are hired, no background required. Sorry Monkey, I guess you are back on your own! Max, I'll give ya plenty of ammo, just don't let me catch you carrying it in your shirt pocket!

BlueMaxYoung wrote:

TXLAWMAN wrote: Monkeybones,

Reading your heartrending outcry for companionship has moved me. I am suddenly aware of an emptiness in my life that I did not know existed. I have just had the epiphany, that I have never had a minion. How tragic! Every lawman needs his loyal deputy. Marshall Dillon had Festus. The Lone Ranger had Tonto. Wyatt Earp had Doc Holiday. This poor Lawman has been left to fight it out alone. I cannot promise that I will be able to comfort you with constant communication and affirmation. Your neediness will probably go unfulfilled. But, you could be my deputy and help bring some law to this wild frontier. At last I am not utterly hated, but maybe I can get there... With a little help from my minion (I think that was the actual verse in the Beatles song). An entertaining thread... If you agree, you will have to pass the background check. I can't hang a star on just anyone...

I will be your Barney and you my Andy. May I have my bullet now good Sheriff? We together will clean the streets of Mayberry..........

this post gave me cancer