And Paste and a good booger once in a while.

U might as well cause it sure looks like you eat a lot lipstick

Are you trying to steal my thread again.....

Hey I shared that lipstick with you....don't get your man bra all twisted....

I like you DENT, if you were a booger then I would pick u first.

Not sure how you would taste though

Ummmm, uhhhhhh,,,, I ,,,,,, ahhhh GROSSSSSSS......

Just saying that's all

Mmmmmm, I could go for some Crayola's right now. Do you eat the red ones last? I do.

I suck on markers cuz i like the taste of ink over crayons. Thats not weird right?

You might have a problem

DONT COME NEAR MY MARKERS!! GRRRRRRRRR!!! BACK I SAY! BACK!

omg I may have to lock this one

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*snort*grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

LM Buttocks O Gen......

N HD N Porkfinger N Dixie N Davy N everyone else....

dentinhead wrote: LM Buttocks O Gen......

N HD N Porkfinger N Dixie N Davy N everyone else....

Wear the third set of heels from the left and I'll L whatever you like
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SHARPIE, SHARPIE, SHARPIE, RED ONES, GREEN ONES, AND BLUE ONES N BIG FAT ONES... they're like lollipops...cept your gonna look awful goofy for quite some time after licking them....

N for pete's sake make sure the caps on while in your pocket.......

Not long ago my wife and I were in a motel. When we woke up i went to brush my teeth, well she had a tube of HEMORRHOID CREAM on the counter that looked the same as a toothpaste tube. Yes I wondered why the toothpaste tasted so bad and then I realized my mistake. I could not spit enough.

dentinhead wrote: SHARPIE, SHARPIE, SHARPIE, RED ONES, GREEN ONES, AND BLUE ONES N BIG FAT ONES... they're like lollipops...cept your gonna look awful goofy for quite some time after licking them....

N for pete's sake make sure the caps on while in your pocket.......

Mmmmmmmm! You guys are killing me here! Say, how do you get permanent marker off nose flesh anyway? I got one red nostil and one blue, with black all over my lips.
I find the Sharpie ultra fine point pens have a sort of after dinner flavor to them.
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Davy Crockett wrote: Not long ago my wife and I were in a motel. When we woke up i went to brush my teeth, well she had a tube of HEMORRHOID CREAM on the counter that looked the same as a toothpaste tube. Yes I wondered why the toothpaste tasted so bad and then I realized my mistake. I could not spit enough.

I get it now, She wrote "toothpaste" on the Hemorrhoid cream tube, with a sharpie didn't she..... I love that Mrs Crockett......... LMAO........

Davy Crockett wrote: Not long ago my wife and I were in a motel. When we woke up i went to brush my teeth, well she had a tube of HEMORRHOID CREAM on the counter that looked the same as a toothpaste tube. Yes I wondered why the toothpaste tasted so bad and then I realized my mistake. I could not spit enough.

What the hell does that have to do with eating crayons, huffing markers, or sucking on a Papermate #5?
Did she write "Toothpaste" on the roid cream tube to trick you?

Sometimes I just don't understand you Davy......sometimes....

I remember in school this one kid always sniffed the glue... Well, one day, he had the brilliant idea of doing it while laying down. Naturally, the glue went with gravity into his nostril and got lodged in there. Due to his lack of brain cells (probably due to sniffing glue) he decided that instead of telling the teacher, he should try to get it out with the other school supply next to him. Scissors. I don't think I want (or should) finish the story, so I will let your imaginations do the rest. (He survived so dont think up anything special davy )

[DD]Big C wrote: I remember in school this one kid always sniffed the glue... Well, one day, he had the brilliant idea of doing it while laying down. Naturally, the glue went with gravity into his nostril and got lodged in there. Due to his lack of brain cells (probably due to sniffing glue) he decided that instead of telling the teacher, he should try to get it out with the other school supply next to him. Scissors. I don't think I want (or should) finish the story, so I will let your imaginations do the rest. (He survived so dont think up anything special davy )

EWWWWWWWWWW! Enough of this, I'm gonna go an actually PLAY Dogfight for a change!
Later y'all!

Just finished a green Sharpie. Mmmmmmm dry erase purple my favorite!

Davy Crockett wrote: Not long ago my wife and I were in a motel. When we woke up i went to brush my teeth, well she had a tube of HEMORRHOID CREAM on the counter that looked the same as a toothpaste tube. Yes I wondered why the toothpaste tasted so bad and then I realized my mistake. I could not spit enough.

That should keep your gums from bleeding.

I've been sending all of my crayons to the A.S.P.C.A. to feed the starving and neglected animals. Just trying to do my part.

Porkfinger wrote:

dentinhead wrote: SHARPIE, SHARPIE, SHARPIE, RED ONES, GREEN ONES, AND BLUE ONES N BIG FAT ONES... they're like lollipops...cept your gonna look awful goofy for quite some time after licking them....

N for pete's sake make sure the caps on while in your pocket.......

Mmmmmmmm! You guys are killing me here! Say, how do you get permanent marker off nose flesh anyway? I got one red nostil and one blue, with black all over my lips.
I find the Sharpie ultra fine point pens have a sort of after dinner flavor to them.
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We knew kids who used to sniff the fat crayola markers one up to each nostril and we used to sneak up and bump up the markers so they would poke into their nostril then all day they would have brightly colored nostrils. It was a good idea to mark them to warn others

Davy Crockett wrote: Not long ago my wife and I were in a motel. When we woke up i went to brush my teeth, well she had a tube of HEMORRHOID CREAM on the counter that looked the same as a toothpaste tube. Yes I wondered why the toothpaste tasted so bad and then I realized my mistake. I could not spit enough.

I bet your dentist would say that the applicator is not as effective as a toothbrush for removing plaque...

Ok which one of you jokers touched my markers while i was asleep?

[WS]HD wrote:

Ok which one of you jokers touched my markers while i was asleep?

Sorry dude, I couldn't help it - I was so buzzed from that Faberge #28 Blue. Any advice how to get permanent marker off nostril flesh yet?

Porkfinger wrote:

[WS]HD wrote:

Ok which one of you jokers touched my markers while i was asleep?

Sorry dude, I couldn't help it - I was so buzzed from that Faberge #28 Blue. Any advice how to get permanent marker off nostril flesh yet?

Nair works good. Smells like death but it works

And y'all call me CRAZy. .Lo