Declaration of War: M.O.M

Declaration of War: M.O.M 11 years 8 months ago #158034

Frank Baracca Topic Author Offline Platinum Member In memory of Francesco Baracca Ace of Aces Posts: 680 Thank you received: 1443	You're funny, boy. But be careful not to get in trouble .... LOL The following user(s) said Thank You: KA5EY, TXLAWMAN
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Declaration of War: M.O.M 11 years 8 months ago #158038

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Awwww, thats harsh. Did your M.O.M tell you to clean up your room, and make your bed?

You're 29 years old, your M.O.M shouldn't have to do everything for you.

All that dirty laundry... you know it doesn't help you on your path to loose your virginity, to have piles with dirty underwear all over the place.

One last thing.
You should show your M.O.M some respect...
"Oh, I must clean my room... this means war!"
What kind of childish behavior is that.
Even a 29 year old virgin still living at home should know better.
Shame on you.

Don´t live life faster then your guardian angel can fly

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Declaration of War: M.O.M 11 years 8 months ago #158041

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The Thimble is back!
Edit: Got a little mod feedback that the picture wasn't PG-13 and was more like MOM-18. So I'll hide it.
Edit: There, I cropped it so it's not so obvious which finger it's on.

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Declaration of War: M.O.M 11 years 8 months ago #158045

[e] Science_Dude Offline Platinum Member DONT MESS WITH ME OR ILL USE SCIENCE AGAINST U ! Posts: 570 Thank you received: 260	AND .. I thought he was banned.... I think i had seen his name greyed out.. MASTERY BEYOND BELIEF
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Declaration of War: M.O.M 11 years 8 months ago #158046

*[M]bhfoust** Offline Platinum Member Rock'n the tank since 2012 Posts: 3373 Thank you received: 8857	Science_Dude wrote: AND .. I thought he was banned.... I think i had seen his name greyed out.. not unless he mentions that magic word.....say it!......say it!!!!! I mean.....type it!.....type it!!!! The following user(s) said Thank You: GreyGhost, [*M]TBUILT
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Declaration of War: M.O.M 11 years 8 months ago #158049

KA5EY Offline Platinum Member Posts: 869 Thank you received: 1369	Really dude??? That screen shot already said enough "You lose" Right at the top... The following user(s) said Thank You: Frank Baracca, TXLAWMAN
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Declaration of War: M.O.M 11 years 8 months ago #158051

Dentinhead Offline Platinum Member Don't ask me, I don't know Posts: 2241 Thank you received: 2736	I lUv YoU excrement excrement excrement Edit: I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say "I kinda like this guy/gal". I just hope he's/she's not crazy. Edit: Ka5ey gave the thank you before my edit.... Don't want people thinkin he agrees with my edit The following user(s) said Thank You: KA5EY, Frank Baracca
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Declaration of War: M.O.M 11 years 8 months ago #158056

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dentinhead wrote: I lUv YoU

excrement excrement excrement

Edit: I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say "I kinda like this guy/gal". I just hope he's/she's not crazy.

Edit: Ka5ey gave the thank you before my edit.... Don't want people thinkin he agrees with my edit

Totally agree..

I just really wish this guy didnt spell M.O.M backwards in the topic.

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Declaration of War: M.O.M 11 years 8 months ago #158061

*[M] bware** Offline Platinum Member raised on a moisture farm, moved to a point farm Posts: 878 Thank you received: 2173	Shame on you tgog! How did you get out? Back in your kennel! No treats for you! Bad pet robot! The following user(s) said Thank You: [M]bhfoust, [M]VonHuLK, Frank Baracca
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Declaration of War: M.O.M 11 years 8 months ago #158068

KA5EY Offline Platinum Member Posts: 869 Thank you received: 1369	Here is something that may impress everyone... Justin Bieber got arrested for suspission of dui while drag racing a rented lambo. I just thought this might interest someone here... The following user(s) said Thank You: [*M] bware, The War Doctor
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Declaration of War: M.O.M 11 years 8 months ago #158069

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I liked him too, until I landed a game with him. The trash talking started immediately. He is also a bomb dropper. He never once tried to bomb the carrier. The guy is just there to aggravate. Once my bomb was free, he was quite easy to bring down. Understand that I am a self-proclaimed terrible dogfighter. He also cried like a champ. Most kids do when M.O.M. gives them a good spanking. I snuck high on him only after Slayer did it to us twice. Oh yeah, we were camping on his poor outnumbered supreme team. I was about to call 911 for the waaambulance!

RIP CRAZYWOLF

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Declaration of War: M.O.M 11 years 8 months ago #158079

TXLAWMAN Offline Platinum Member Life is tough. It's tougher when you are stupid. Posts: 1626 Thank you received: 3499	I am also proud to say that the family Lawman cleaned this joke's clock!!! Good work, children! Dad...er...M.O.M. is proud!! RIP CRAZYWOLF The following user(s) said Thank You: Dr Dave., [M] bware, [M]VonHuLK, Frank Baracca
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Declaration of War: M.O.M 11 years 8 months ago #158080

Frank Baracca Topic Author Offline Platinum Member In memory of Francesco Baracca Ace of Aces Posts: 680 Thank you received: 1443	TXLAWMAN wrote: I am also proud to say that the family Lawman cleaned this joke's clock!!! Good work, children! Dad...er...M.O.M. is proud!! Okay, Jumpstart the TX Squadron Family! Immediately! LOL! The following user(s) said Thank You: TXLAWMAN
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Declaration of War: M.O.M 11 years 8 months ago #158083

The War Doctor Offline Platinum Member War. Terrible war. The only true human constant. Posts: 599 Thank you received: 1274	Hey! Get your broken down rust bucket back into that void where we left you! I swear if I have get up from this chair I'm locking you in that basement and I'm taking the computer with me! Do you know who I am? Do you know who I work with? Say it! SAY IT! What I did, I did without choice. In the name of peace, and sanity. The following user(s) said Thank You: [M]bhfoust, [M]VonHuLK
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Declaration of War: M.O.M 11 years 8 months ago #158096

Mr. Serious Offline Platinum Member gen~~~~~~~~jack Posts: 1876 Thank you received: 1352	KA5EY wrote: Here is something that may impress everyone... Justin Bieber got arrested for suspission of dui while drag racing a rented lambo. I just thought this might interest someone here... What's a lambo? Gen~~~~~~~~jack The following user(s) said Thank You: \|111th\|tSwopCaml, KA5EY
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Declaration of War: M.O.M 11 years 8 months ago #158098

BlüEMäX Offline Platinum Member Chicken & Waffles!! Posts: 2226 Thank you received: 3085	May have to dust off the iPad even with the terrible update. And here I thought we were done with this. Oh well. My turn I guess............ I like my trolls deep fried with gravy and mashed potatoes, please. Sweet tea and a slice of lemon. The following user(s) said Thank You: GreyGhost, jacklpe, [M]bhfoust, YEMX, KA5EY, Mongo, [M]VonHuLK, TXLAWMAN
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Declaration of War: M.O.M 11 years 8 months ago #158101

[e] Science_Dude Offline Platinum Member DONT MESS WITH ME OR ILL USE SCIENCE AGAINST U ! Posts: 570 Thank you received: 260	General jackson wrote: KA5EY wrote: Here is something that may impress everyone... Justin Bieber got arrested for suspission of dui while drag racing a rented lambo. I just thought this might interest someone here... What's a lambo? you are kidding _____ Right ?? MASTERY BEYOND BELIEF The following user(s) said Thank You: [*M]bhfoust, KA5EY
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Declaration of War: M.O.M 11 years 8 months ago #158104

GreyGhost Offline Platinum Member Posts: 4298 Thank you received: 7264	At war with ,at war with, at war with a broken record! Just names were changed to protect the innocent! and what was the other name you declared war on???? Please Godless wonder tell me who you declared war on first! I forgot! Oh wait dumb robots dont remember! short circuted again huh! The following user(s) said Thank You: [M]bhfoust, [M]VonHuLK
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Declaration of War: M.O.M 11 years 8 months ago #158107

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Seriously greasebucket of greasebuckets? I thought we were past this? Not that m.o.m. Needs any help, but the wraiths are standing by to help pound this guy into oblivion. Maybe we should take up a collection so the basement dweller can let his wee wee take a swim. Seriously general? I know they didn't have lambos in the civil war but dang that was a long time ago! The world has changed! Here, try this on for size. It's a pagani hwuayra. Enjoy

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Declaration of War: M.O.M 11 years 8 months ago #158109

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GreyGhost wrote: At war with ,at war with, at war with a broken record! Just names were changed to protect the innocent! and what was the other name you declared war on???? Please Godless wonder tell me who you declared war on first! I forgot! Oh wait dumb robots dont remember! short circuted again huh!

Oh i see what happened here. You informed short circuit that his mama was a snow blower didn't you?

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Declaration of War: M.O.M 11 years 8 months ago #158112

BlüEMäX Offline Platinum Member Chicken & Waffles!! Posts: 2226 Thank you received: 3085	Careful not to over feed the trolls....... The following user(s) said Thank You: YEMX, Cricket, Frank Baracca
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Declaration of War: M.O.M 11 years 8 months ago #158147

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General jackson wrote:
KA5EY wrote: Here is something that may impress everyone...

Justin Bieber got arrested for suspission of dui while drag racing a rented lambo.

I just thought this might interest someone here...

What's a lambo?

This is a lambo...

Don´t live life faster then your guardian angel can fly

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Declaration of War: M.O.M 11 years 8 months ago #158158

ScreaminEagle Offline Platinum Member ScreaminEagle Posts: 385 Thank you received: 258	yeah i saw that
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Declaration of War: M.O.M 11 years 8 months ago #158161

Dr Dave. Offline Platinum Member EXTERMINATE Posts: 2420 Thank you received: 2818	Need I say more? I could care....But I dont Attachments: The following user(s) said Thank You: Big Tex, YEMX, KA5EY, [*M]Reckless
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Declaration of War: M.O.M 11 years 8 months ago #158163

YEMX Offline User is blocked Posts: 1987 Thank you received: 3983	Sorry but I only made it about 40 seconds on this tune. Kinda fits the situation tho... The following user(s) said Thank You: KA5EY, TXLAWMAN
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Declaration of War: M.O.M 11 years 8 months ago #158167

Dr Dave. Offline Platinum Member EXTERMINATE Posts: 2420 Thank you received: 2818	Yeah we thought so.. I could care....But I dont Attachments: The following user(s) said Thank You: Manfred, YEMX, KA5EY, TXLAWMAN
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Declaration of War: M.O.M 11 years 8 months ago #158173

YEMX Offline User is blocked Posts: 1987 Thank you received: 3983	Dr Dave wrote: Yeah we thought so.. Poor LiL Feller.... Cant stick anyone with your "thimble " from down there..... EDIT: Yup that one might of made me tinkle a little..... Bahahhahhahhahahah The following user(s) said Thank You: Dr Dave., KA5EY, [*M]VonHuLK
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Declaration of War: M.O.M 11 years 8 months ago #158204

Manfred Offline Platinum Member Just Manfred Posts: 2845 Thank you received: 3866	Apologies if I offended anyone's sensitivities. Edited my post on p.1. dogfightplay.com/index.php/forum/2-gossi...-of-war-m-o-m#158041 The following user(s) said Thank You: [NLR]XxXxX
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Declaration of War: M.O.M 11 years 8 months ago #158224

KA5EY Offline Platinum Member Posts: 869 Thank you received: 1369	Manfred wrote: Apologies if I offended anyone's sensitivities. Edited my post on p.1. dogfightplay.com/index.php/forum/2-gossi...-of-war-m-o-m#158041 Well Davy isn't in tears so everything should be good;)
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Declaration of War: M.O.M 11 years 8 months ago #158234

*[M] MISFIT CROCKETT** Offline Platinum Member Posts: 4700 Thank you received: 13215	We'll not exactly true, I'm laughing so hard at him im actually crying. The following user(s) said Thank You: KA5EY
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