We all can sort of agree that spawn killing is when you rack up your kills by not allowing your opponent to take off. We all can sort of agree that this is not a good thing.
We also all can sort of agree that tank spawn killing is when you park a tank on the end of a runway and rack up the kills when planes spawn into the game. We all can sort of agree that this is not a good thing.
But have you thought about the killing of a tank spawn? That's right, when your plane is shot down and you parachute safely to the ground and select the "Walk" option, a tank is spawned. If we all can sort of agree that it's bad to spawn kill and tank spawn kill then I submit to you that we should all (sort of) agree that it's bad to kill a newly spawned tank! Logical, right?
I propose that we immediately complain to Zuperman about this long forgotten spawn killing issue! Further, I believe everyone should start complaining in game when your tank is shot down before you have a chance to shoot. Maybe call the pilot a "coward" or (heck) just go ahead and curse a bit. Make sure you report him and get a screenshot. Maybe post it on the blacklist thread. Let's find out who (or is it whom...rhetorical question because I just wanted to type the word rhetorical) is the worst offender of the egregious killing of a tank spawn.
If everything goes to plan, Zuperman can add new code to add an immunity period on tank spawning. This, of course, will cause lots of other things to break and you may have to bomb inverted for a while but it's worth it, right?
I guess no matter what Zuperman does, however, it won't be enough. Soon people will be camping over the newly spawned tanks and we'll be calling them out as "tank campers".
Well, just wanted to get your thoughts on this. I guess we should also be worried about the killing of spawned soldiers, too. We'll need new code to handle this, too.
Note: This was all just in jest but done to maybe get the majority of you to calm down a bit and to have fun playing the game. We have serious issues out there (like exterminating Misfits). Please know that no tanks or soldiers were harmed in the making of this post but 10 Misfits were exterminated.