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LAUGHs ! 11 years 9 months ago #151894

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This is a post for sad people ! :woohoo:

Once a great man said :-

" LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE " -[e] Science_Dude.

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I RECOMMEND THAT YOU LISTEN TO THE MAN WHO SAID THAT :woohoo:


Life CAN be cruel !! :pinch:




[ i'd recommend you to zoom in to see that pic :pinch: ]

[ lol it accidently became an example why life can be cruel :whistle:]

If you r feeling sad , just take a lool here !



Anyone who finds something funny ..... POST IT HERE !


We are all friends and family.


None of us like anyone of our family sad :)



CHEER UP !!



Just post any funny thing you find :woohoo:

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LAUGHs ! 11 years 9 months ago #151896

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And here is one especially for zup !

[ if he is sad ]




he is one of the makers o this awesome game .

This is a tribute to him :woohoo:

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LAUGHs ! 11 years 9 months ago #151898

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My favourite DEAL WITH IT gif :lol:


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LAUGHs ! 11 years 9 months ago #151905

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Some people just need a high five
In the face
With a chair! :woohoo: :woohoo:
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To log in, come here and see this is really kind of funny!!!
We must be on the same wave length! Today I am at work and douring this time of year we are in a real chill mode, unless something needs us right now. So for the most part it is easy going. However!!! This time of year can be completely out of control for others... So with trying to keep that in mind, I have been trying to put out that good vibe and hope that it becomes contagious!!

You think going to Walmart is stressful? Think about walking up to that check out line and looking at the faces of the 50 people waiting for you to start scanning items.......... Ahuuugg

Great post buddy!
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LAUGHs ! 11 years 9 months ago #151916

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ty brian.


Its very political ! :p


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Nothing personal !!

Just chinese :woohoo:


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And we just dont understand the opposite gender :pinch:


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And all of us agree that this little guy is THE kingfisher ;)


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Try thinking your funny enough to post something on your "Squad Forum"!



Only to come back (with the thought of all the one line comebacks they have surely been killing it with)

Only to find then in the same spot they were a year ago crying about crap on the runway!

Edit: The funny part was that creepy feeling of "dang maybe I really am not funny?? All this time??? All them jokes??? MOMMY!!!!".

Save it I already know! It wasn't funny...........said I wasn't funny but, "eyes aint know dumknee!! stupid is as stupid douass!!!"

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I had to go to the doctor today

The doctor said "I need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample" :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick:

I just gave him my UNDERWEAR. :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:
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Davy Crockett wrote: I had to go to the doctor today

The doctor said "I need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample" :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick:

I just gave him my UNDERWEAR. :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:


Ahhh I kind of think he wanted "YOUR SAMPLES FROM YOU"!!!!

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Davy Crockett wrote: I had to go to the doctor today

The doctor said "I need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample" :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick:

I just gave him my UNDERWEAR. :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:




NICE ONE ! :woohoo:

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Davy Crockett wrote: I had to go to the doctor today

The doctor said "I need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample" :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick:

I just gave him my UNDERWEAR. :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:


Must have been one hell of a sneeze!

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Are you a heavy metal fan ? ;)


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Australians will be proud and terrified at the same time :huh:


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If you build it, I will come.......and bomb it !!!
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football played in africa :woohoo:


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DEAL WITH IT :pinch:


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football played in africa :woohoo:


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That trees offside

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ref says : NO


* gives gizmo a red card *

* gizmo cries and leaves the field *

* comes back at night and chops down the tree and the ref *

GAME ON :woohoo:

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SMART ! ;)


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One day a drunk man walked into a brothel looking for some action.

Well the seventh fleet was in port at the time and all the girls were taken.

The madam hated to turn anyone away and decided that the man was so drunk that she took a BLOW UP DOLL and laid it down in a empty bed and took the mans money. She figured he might be to drunk to even notice.

The man comes out 20 minutes later, the madam says "gee sir how did you like the girl"

The man was so drunk he could barely talk and said "geeee I'm not sure"

The man says "wellll i wenttt inside andd we tt t talked for awhile, shee she didn't talk muc much, I started to kiss kiss her, she was a good kiss kisser, i went down and nib nibbled on her her neck, shee was quite receptive, thennn i bit her on the boobie. SHE THEN FARTED AND FLEW OUT THE WINDOW

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those who get this will fall off the chair :D


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This brings me to tears every time :lol: sorry about the language barrier for some people.

Not real good with technology either so let's see if this works..

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Ok so that's a fail, well here's the link to youtube
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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be
breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the
emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says
"Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?

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