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5 easy ways to impress you wife 11 years 9 months ago #151311

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Step one tell her your going to the store and come home with a smart phone so you can play a game

Step two buy a thirty pack and install dog fight

Step three place thirty pack next to where you will sit

Step four open one of many beers and say I just want to see whose playing

Step.five get home at six and play for four hours straight while drinking one of many beers

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5 easy ways to impress you wife 11 years 9 months ago #151312

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Good job, Brer Rabbit!



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